Finger lickin Bad  

Mmphmm 46M
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1/23/2006 2:32 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Finger lickin Bad


It’s funny how the mind works.

I always have the TV on at work in the background!
(It keeps my multi-taskometer exercised) LoL.

Last week I had to stop everything to catch a brief bit of news about a husband and wife jailed for planting a finger in a cup of chilli.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the audacity of the hoax not to mention the sheer stupidity of it.
For those of you familiar with the story or even bored by the whole affair…
Forgive me! but this was the first I’d heard about it.

"Greed and avarice overtook this couple,” said the Superior Court Judge; adding that the pair had "lost their moral compass." !!!!! In a tearful plea for leniency the woman apologised to the courtroom gallery and said the scheme was a moment of poor judgement!

Three words: Accident/Incident report book!
(Ok four, depending on how you look at it)
I couldn’t help but picture a scene

An employee of the restaurant arrives home from work his wife is in the kitchen...

They give each other a hug and a kiss, they step back smiling at each other.
Running her hands down his arms their hands meet. Then she stops!

Wife: "Where’s your Index finger?"
Employee: F**K! "Dunno"
Wife: "How on earth do you lose a finger without knowing about it?"
Employee: "Dunno"
Wife: "When did you see it last?"
Employee: "I remember I had it with me when I left for work this morning"

ME: LoL.. WTF!

Mmphmm 46M
592 posts
1/26/2006 1:32 pm

For $100 apparently SWEEETZ!!!!!!!!!!

The names had been diliberately left out to protect me from possible liable! LoL... I'm bloody serious


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