Too big for penis pump  

Mista_Clean69 47M
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11/26/2005 10:25 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Too big for penis pump

So I went to a local sex shop the other day to buy a penis pump. It's not that I don't feel I'm a sufficient size (7 inches ladies) but I'm the type of idiot that will pop viagra when I have a full hard on. Simply stated, it's fine driving a Honda Accord around. They're reliable and look decent, but sometimes I want to drive a Bentley.

Having a 7 inch dick that gets hard when the wind blows just isn't enough sometimes, so I take things further than what most women can handle.

So I go into the sex shop and am instantly feeling uncomfortable. Mind you, I go in other sex shops all of the time, I just haven't been to this one in quite some time. I feel uncomfortable because I feel certain that there are a couple of guys checking me out. I'm comfortable with my sexuality but for once I found out what it felt like to be viewed as a piece of meat like women are viewed.

So I scurry out and buy a pump. I get it home, and insert and I realize that I hit the top of the pump before I was fully erect. Had I been thinking, I would've grabbed the John Holmes pump. So now I've got a pump I'll never be able to use and I'm too freaked out to go back the sex shop. The guy who worked at the store told me the place is an undercover spot for homosexuals to meet. Seeing as how that isn't my thing, I think I'll be leaving that place alone unless I'm with a member of the opposite sex.

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