30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN  

Miss_Styrious 34F
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4/14/2005 12:01 am

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3/29/2006 10:58 pm

30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN


Are ANY of these true? I mean, how would you respond if someone said these things to you eh?

(and thanx for the comments!)

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird

rm_NaughtyNevin

4/27/2005 5:14 am

One harsh thing a woman can say to a man during foreplay:
"Do you need a map?"
Number 14 of your list is probably the most insightful. Number 22, one to use when embellishing an anecdote on a girly night out.


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