Mail Call!  

MissAnnThrope 57F
11679 posts
10/20/2005 10:19 am

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Mail Call!

I've had two lovely emails since last night. In this first one, I had the home page open. So, as I clicked anywhere on the screen to close an IM window, I managed to hit the "Who's Viewing Me?" link. OK, so I figured I'd take a look. The first thing I see is someone who had hotlisted me, even though he was not anything I was looking for, based on, well, everything. Well, my curiosity gets the best of me. I click his profile, as in my profile preferences, I have, " No, I would like to view member profiles in private and not show up on their "Who's Viewed Me" list." checked off. Not only is he too old, too tacky and too old looking, as in old beyond his years, he's also married. So what do I find a in my inbox a few hours later?

From: dads5811
Date: Oct 19, 2005 8:06 PM EDT
Subject: Looked at your profile.

Like I said, I looked and found you interesting, but you said NO MARRIEDS, so I kept looking.
Then I received a blip saying that you were looking at me. Email me at this site or at (email addy deleted), so we can figure out what's next.
WTF??? Now view profiles in private isn't fucking working? Does anything work around here? And what sort of pompous ass thinks that just because someone views your profile, you want them? If that was the case, hell, I should have had 33,127 men asking to fuck me by now. That is not the case! I get over 100 views a day, on average. I don't get nearly that much mail. I do NOT assume every man who views my profile wants to have sex with me. And why is a married man who has red Xes in various parts of the chart adding me to his hotlist anyway? It boggles my mind. I still haven't replied to him, as at the moment, I would be writing back calling him the fucktard of life multiple times and, I'd have to view his profile yet again to get more ammo to use in my return mail. Beyond the fact he's so incredibly stupid, he thinks spelling sincere "sin-seer" clever. Ew! Ew! EW!

Now, onto the next email. I never heard of this guy before he wrote to me. Even if I was browsing profiles, I'd pass over this one, based on the name...

From: me_bals_es_hari
Date: Oct 20, 2005 11:26 AM EDT
Subject: wow

lmfao..have you ever seen a more evil nutcase whore..get laid already
OK... This guy sent this based solely on my profile. I'm an evil nutcase whore? No, if I was an evil nutcase whore, he'd already be getting laid, as I'd be on the next train to Lyme, CT. Perhaps that's his problem. He's been bitten by so many deer ticks, he has lost all rational thought. If he had any to begin with.

I haven't responded to this guy either. Is there even a point?

StreaktheFreak 39F

10/20/2005 12:31 pm

i think you should just email them the link to your blog...that should be response enough

rm_anacortes 75M
2850 posts
10/20/2005 5:41 pm

Oct 20, 2005 10:19 am
Mood: annoyed, 32 views
I've had two lovely emails since last night. In this first one

It seems to me to depend on how well you like/ appreciate getting a few "lovely emails"

I am sure I am "too old" too.. and get tossed aside often..

Namaste Gurl

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
10/21/2005 11:47 am

Streak, that is absolutely evil! I wonder if the blog links work in email, or just in the blogs... hmmmmm... A dose of reality would serve them both well, I think.

Akadafa, HEY! Don't lump them in the insightful geniuses with me! The one did have a unsightly penis pic on his profile, but as a standard member, I was saved full sized pics. Just the thumbnail of it.

anacortes, I was being sarcastic when I called them lovely emails. I just wonder about the mentality of people who think that just by viewing their profile, you want them. Or the ones who think just because a woman is on here, she should be a fuck doll for anyone and have no standards. Yes, we do look for certain things in a partner around here. We are within our rights to reject someone based on age, just as I'm constantly told by grotesque men I wouldn't touch with someone else's vagina that if I lost a few pounds they'd date me. Not exactly a way to get me to go on a diet. As a matter of fact, most who tell me that are so grotesque, I want to fall face first into a bakery case and not stop eating until I'm 300 pounds. Just to make sure I never attract them. We are all rejected on the grounds of something, be it age, distance, weight, smoking, race, hair length, eye color, we look like someone's sibling, etc. If a person can't deal with it, they shouldn't be here.

psychick, Yes, A F F mail is more fun than a stack of bills and coupons. Although, there's occassionally something amusing in the Value-Paks they send out.

MisterPriapus 58M
6980 posts
10/21/2005 5:29 pm

Miss Ann~

...And at least some of the Valu-Pak's are single-sided, so they're handy for making hit-, errr, shopping- lists on...

Yet another reason why it's great to be a guy- not getting deluged with emails from brain-dead maroons!


Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



nietchze 44M

10/21/2005 6:00 pm

I still like the idea of meeting them in a hotle room, tying them up and leaving. For days. With a ball gag in his mouth. And a 'Do not disturb' sign on the door.

AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
10/21/2005 6:52 pm

Wow...100 views a day...and most from idiots. I'd be frustrated too.That sure beats my 130 views...ever....which usually gives me a thrill when they show up on the rare occasion. Such a vast difference in numbers between men and women on here...either that or I'm just an unpopular ugly troll that no one wants to look at. Anything is possible.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
10/21/2005 9:09 pm

MisterPriapus, who says I don't have a hit, er, shopping list made out in my head? (Never leave evidence.)

nietchze, SON! YOU REMEMBERED MY OLD LINE! YOU DO CARE! God, I had forgotten I used to tell the fucktards that I wanted to meet them at a hotel and do that to them. Sometimes the old material is the best.

digdug41 50M

10/23/2005 8:52 am

rofl never a dull moment huh msann

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_CauseISaidSo 49F
182 posts
10/23/2005 10:05 am

No, if I was an evil nutcase whore, he'd already be getting laid, as I'd be on the next train to Lyme, CT.

And iffin' you was a benevolent, kind, nutcase whore?

I digress.

I want to thank you, MissAnne, for always including names in your anecdotes so the rest of us gals can be forewarned.

and the ballgag/Do Not Disturb is classic...muahahahaha!

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
10/23/2005 10:28 pm

digdug, there are lots of dull moments in email. Especially when all they send is a dick pic and a phone number. *yawn*

Cause, if I was a benevolent, kind, nutcase whore, he'd get a blow job too, instead of just a straight fuck.

rm_NappingWench 41F
644 posts
10/25/2005 9:51 pm

I think I posted about this a few posts ago in my blog. I don't mind if people see that I've looked at them - but yes - I too have had guys e-mail me wanting to know why I didn't e-mail them after looking at, I wasn't interested....then they'd want to know why I wasn't about - not my type?

SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
10/26/2005 2:14 pm

Although I certainly can't speak to dip shits motivation, I would put you on my hot list just as a convenient way to get back to your profile and all the related links. (Don't know if there is a better way, Im still finding my way around the features of the site.) I like reading what you have to say (and you remind me of a friend of mine). Yes, I read your whole profile. Yes, I took the time to look up the authors you mentioned since I had never heard of them or what a mullet haircut was. Yeah, Im out looking to hook up but there are so many things to investigate. I try not to always think with my other head. How well I do is always up for question.
Sorry 'bout the "wife beater" on the profile. To me it's just an athletic tee under a dress shirt and not what I wear by itself out in public. And of course I took the pic in it because I thought it looked good.

MissAnnThrope 57F
11488 posts
10/27/2005 10:42 pm

wench, yeah, I think a few of us have been blogging the lamers. I post them as I get them. I have found blogging them has cut down my hate mail dramatically.

SpaceRanger, not knowing what a mullet is is a very good thing. Unless of course, a person has one and just doesn't know what it's called. And wife beater pics never look good.

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