this week's crazy email  

MeliOfNCali 40F
9 posts
6/26/2006 9:57 am

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this week's crazy email

Date: Jun 22, 2006 9:34 pm PST
I do not want your picture as you are not a single guy nor a couple. and you didn't read my ad. I seek a man of my own. I want the strings. and I hate lairs and cheats . which you are both. if you see me around vallejo don't even look at me becuase I just might tell your gal where to find your cheating ass. you're another example of why I don't date anyone in my town. Best wishes Meli.
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> To: MeliOfNCali
> Date: Jun 21, 2006 11:25 am PST
> Hey, I know what you're thinkin'..."Not another faceless email!" I want 2put a stop 2that 4U. Do us both a favor and view my profile whenever U get the chance. Tell me If U like it. If U do, then respond by asking 4my picture. If U like that 2, then we'll call A.F.F in Vallejo a success!
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> Let me start off by saying that my introduction title pretty much speaks 4 itself. I am a professional male looking 4A female who knows how 2B a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. I'm just 1 of those people who don't want their business put on blast for all 2C. 2 all the women here showing their breasts and coochies, keep it coming! The str8 men (including me) and the curious women love it. That's why we all became members in the 1st place. I REFUSE TO PUT MY PICTURE UP! My next paragraph below will explain why. So if U want my picture, respond 2 my email and I'll send it 2U. If U don't like what UC (which I doubt) then we'll move on. I will say that I am Bi-racial (1/2 black,1/2 Filipino). My teeth are white & str8. My body is athletic (I lift w8s and run a mile & a half 5 days a week). I have Ginuwine-like hair and a personality that would light up a room. You'll see.....

lollipopp37 49F

6/26/2006 11:13 am

Don't you hate it when they don't read your profile? I think that some (note i said SOME) men generally think women are stupid and don't really know what they want. Therefore, all they have to do is grace you with an offer and, because they are soooo fucking awesome, you will forget all of your standards and preferences. Don't you know, you only thought that was what you wanted because you had not yet met him! Silly men.. These are the scary ones...they probably think that when we say no it really means yes.

SleekIcilyVarix 42M

6/26/2006 11:36 am

Hi Meli...after reading a million posts like this one, I decided to write what is essentially The Complete Idiot's Guide to Initial Contact... First Message Rejection or Making a Connection Feel free to send these guys over to read it as part of your rejection messages. I figure not all of them will comprehend but it can't hurt to try.

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