Die, T  

Mccartney2003 40M
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7/12/2005 1:28 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Die, T

You know who drives me nuts? Door rushers. You know who I mean everybody's seen these guys in action. I bet the Germans even have a word for them, Die Türblitzen or something. Türblitzen are the folks who stand right in front of the elevator doors while waiting for a car to arrive. And the moment the doors open they rush forward like they've been shot out a cannon.

Türblitzen always seem completely flabbergast to discover that an elevator already contains people who inexplicably want to get out they always sort of cry "oh!" and pull up short. But do they then get out of the way? No, they do not. Instead they just stand there dumbly, occluding half of the doorway like cholesterol in an artery, forcing disembarking passengers to squeeze around them.

Holy smokes, I hate these people.

Fortunately, I totally figured out how to solve this problem. All buildings should have a hardwired algorithm that makes elevators doors on the third floor or higher occasionally open when the car isn't there. By my reckoning, the scourge of Türblitzen would take care of itself in about a month.

Somebody please get on this.


Masseur_0 43M

7/12/2005 6:19 pm

I wasn't feeling this post untill the last paragraph...Nice recovery...I'm with you, great solution. The Turblitzen final solution...going down?


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