America's Favorite Snack Just Got Favoriter!  

Mccartney2003 40M
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7/23/2005 11:04 pm

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America's Favorite Snack Just Got Favoriter!

This summer, people across the nation thrilled to the taste-sensation of the Deep-Fried Twinkie. But that fad is so last-June. Americans want something newer, something bigger, something that takes deep-frying to the edge and then over the edge and then across a verdant meadow and right up to a second, edgier edge.
That's why Bloggerpost Industries (a child corporation of Mccartney2003 Foods and Lockheed Martin Aeronautics) is pleased to introduce
Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies!

Bloggerpost Industries revolutionary secret process is to take a traditional deep-fried Twinkie and deep-fry it, adding a patented second layer of oil and batter to this already delicious, nutrient-free treat! You'd have to eat 730 bowls of Total to get the same caloric content as a single Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie-- that's enough energy to power your SUV to the moon ... and back!
But don't just take our word for it: "American Glutton Monthly" ranked the Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkie #4 in their 2002 "Excellence In Corpulence" issue! And "Eating Well" magazine called it "an abhorrence"!
So drive, don't run, to your nearest county fair, and experience all the seizure-inducing excitement this fat-tactular snack has to offer!
Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies It's like Armageddon ... For Your Mouth!

And Coming Soon from Bloggerpost Industries:
• Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
• Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies
• Deep-Fried Pork-Flavored Chocolate-Covered Deep-Fried Deep-Fried Twinkies

Masseur_0 43M

7/23/2005 11:42 pm

FUNNIEST POST EVER...(said in the Simpson's comic guy's voice)...Dude, you gotta lay off the county fairs. I know Earl Yonger Jr and the Texas Cloverleafs were playing a free concert there this year but you have to stay away. Soon you'll be eating the midwest's favorite: Deep Fried three Muskateer bars...and there's no stopping after it's deep fried bacon know they'll find a way....Relent!!

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