Promises, Promises. Sigh!  

MakMeLuvItBig 65F
48 posts
2/16/2006 8:35 pm

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5/10/2006 4:33 pm

Promises, Promises. Sigh!

I set out on my one-woman mission to find the mythical 12" Tower of Pleasure, and I've been deluged with many, many wonderful e-mails, invites, and dee-licious photos.

I sorted through them and narrowed my list to "The One!"

We set a date, and in walked a tall, handsome guy, as advertised, and we hit it off OK after a little awkwardness. But I wasn't there for tea and cookies, so I started to undress us both - eager to get to my prize.

He tasted sooooooooo good between my lips, it took me a while to realize I was almost getting all of him in with little trouble. That's when I started to suspect false advertising. It wasn't getting all that big as it got harder. I took one long swallow and then pulled back to take a good look at my lollypop. It was delicious, and felt great sliding past my tongue, but it was nowhere near the promised measurements. He was maybe as long as MY foot, but not "A FOOT".

When I looked up at him, he must have understood the look, as he immediately started trying to sheepishly explain away his deception. He still swore by the photos he sent me, but I'm not buying it.

I was disappointed, but by then I was so horny from all the anticipation and build-up, I HAD to get laid, or I would have exploded. Even though he didn't deserve it after conning me, he was there, he was naked, I had his dick in my hands, so I figured I'd continue.

The sex turned out OK, I had my much-needed orgasms, and he was definitely good at what he was doing. It just wasn't what I was hoping for.

Then I found out the other "errors".
He said he was single - WRONG! (married)
He said he was straight - WRONG! (Bi)
He said he was a non-smoker - WRONG! (must have gargled a ton of Listerine before meeting me)

Talk about disappointed!

When I got home, my husband immediately knew something hadn't gone right. When I told him of the false advertising, he was almost as depressed as I was. He wants me to climb my 12" mountain, so I can "get over it", as hs says, and concentrate on HIM!

Well, I've got more e-mails and more photos, but from now on, I'm going to be a little more skeptical and require a little more "proof of size" before I wrap my lips around another faker.

Promises, Promises!

MrNuttz05 50M

2/17/2006 1:55 pm

"BUYER BEWARE"... As a male that believes in the 'TRUTH', I would say that your hunt may be one that takes a looooooong time. Yeah, there are a huge number of guys that exaggerate on FFA. You may have to pull out the ruler for specifics. Good luck, I hope you find the "One"...

rm_NealBforme 62M
1 post
3/1/2006 4:10 pm

You've probably come to this same conclusion already, but if you haven't, have them send you a current pick with their "prize" next to a ruler. I know you'll find what you're looking for. Just don't forget that like sex, the journey can be just as fun as getting there.

Y8883 34M
6 posts
3/12/2006 2:04 am


please send to me moor sex photos and ur maile please

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