The flick...  

MajorEasy 48M
3805 posts
3/18/2006 9:53 am
The flick...


Was having coffee with a nurse friend and she told me this story...

She does rounds with a senior nurse and sometimes, when they have to dress or wash men's private areas, the men invariably get a hard on, which hinders the job...for the younger and not so nice guys, the senior nurse does this flick with her thumb on their dick head and the big guy will go soft. (we're not sure but methinks pain has to be involved...) With older men (who has no visitors or are nice to the nurses...) she'll look around to make sure no one's watching , grabs his dick between her thumb and forefinger and does a quick twist....which will make the guy come and also go soft as well...

So wow...handjob with one twist...sounds pretty good...so naturally I asked for a quick trial...will include the field report later...

But are there any nurses here and can anyone substanciate these claims??

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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/18/2006 10:09 am

Here's the FR...

She admitted that she was not proficient in either technique but I was happy to provide her with 'hands on' practice...we skipped the thumb flick for obvious reasons...

The first few twists were pleasant but didn't do the trick...but we persisted with our practical and eventually, on the 400th or 401st try, she succeeded. Please give me a break about the actual number because I lost count after giving her advise along the way, about using more lub...wetting the head with saliva using her tongue...keeping it hard by sitting on it for a while...perhaps the shaft needed wetting too...yup, don't forget to play with the balls too....etc...however, moral of the story...persistence is key...like so many other things in life...heh heh heh...

To be frank...I don't see it happening on one twist alone....she cheekily suggested that she give her senior nurse a buzz and see if she'll come down for a demo...and because I've seen her pic, I politely declined...

Sooo...back to my original question...anyone??

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/23/2006 9:42 pm

Okie...so no nurse in here then??

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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W11234 41F

3/25/2006 1:32 am

Lol.. Major, so u did have sex with her afterall huh..

Hmm.. U seems to have many lady friends who is willing to experiment with u huh.. And u get lucky everytime.. haha

Btw, moral of the story is also, experiences count too.. Maybe "old" hands are better.. haha


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/25/2006 9:20 am

Hahaha...yes sweetie...but having sex with her was incidental to the whole thing...I wanted the flick that works...damn it...

Oh, yes...I have many woman friends who are comfortable sharing stuff with me...it's probably because I don't judge them....I make silly remarks and laugh at them a bit...but they know I like them very much and don't think lesser of them for being human...plus, I share my thoughts with them too...
Read my post titled 'hand on thigh'...this is why I find most people funny...we can ask others about most things...but when it has sexual connotations, it's suddenly taboo...

Let's say you and I are good friends...and I say to you...hey, I have this itch on my scrotum...not sure what's wrong, can you take a look at it for me??...would you freak out or would you help out??
You would do it if the itch was on my elbow right??

heh heh...it's not lucky if we don't think of it as scoring...I look at sex as an activity shared by two or more people...it's not about who gets what...it's about enjoying each other...make sense??

"Old hands"...arrrrgggghhhhhh....Nooooooooooo...even you will run away if you saw her face pic...it's enough to give me nightmares...she's not ugly...but, let me put it mildly...calling her auntie would be a real compliment to her...

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


W11234 41F

3/25/2006 4:53 pm

Lol.. Major, u r being so bad with that auntie comment..

Anyway fyi, i may just take a magnifying glass n take a look at ur itchy scrotum.. And most likely a flick might just do the job for u..

Btw, r u sure u want the flick fr ur nurse friend? Or u want the twist? Hehe


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/25/2006 11:14 pm

Hahaha...you're right...what was I thinking?? Having given them names, I forget which is which...yes, yes ,yes...no flick for this poor guy...just a nice twist!!!

Noooo...Auntie is not bad...Po Po would be about right...but I'm not nasty...so let's just 'upgrade' her, shall we??

Really??? You'll have a look see at my itch?? Hmmm...now I'm wondering if you have ulterior motives... And heyyyy...keep that flick away okie...you're no expert and it will be painful as you try different ways to flick correctly...

As a matter of fact...I think I have a little scratch down the side of my left inner thigh...right where the scrotum touches...could be due to my eager partner a few nights ago...but if I sweat a little...it hurts...when are you free to take a look??...I've bent over like a pretzel and still can't see what's wrong there...

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


W11234 41F

3/26/2006 12:57 am

Haha. Got u

Hey Hey, at least the Po Po teach the young beautiful ones right, eg. ur friend.. haha.. And if it's really so good, just one twist, hmm.. maybe i shd sign up for the course too.. I love enrichment courses.. hehe

Well.. I wld like to think of ours as an experimental session too.. Haha.. Anyway the purpose of the flick is to make u painful, so i m quite confident i can help u with that itch ya..

Hmm.. Since u already know that it's a scratch, i suppose u don't need any more checking up right? Just applied some cream on it or let it heal naturally will do..

BUT PLS DO NOT LET UR EAGER PARTNER SCRATCH U THERE AGAIN!!! Or else i will have to come down personally to give u the flick..


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/26/2006 9:05 am

I'm not sure I understand...if she scratches me...I get the flick?? How is that fair???

I think it's a scratch...don't know what it is...can't feel it with my fingers...can't see it...oh well...I'll live...will check with a friend's doctor in the next few days...she's really cute...

. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


W11234 41F

3/26/2006 9:09 pm

The FLICK! Not the TWIST!!

Well.. it's easy.. If u get itchy, then i just have to flick u to let ur pain overcome ur itch..

Ohhh.. Come on.. A simple scratch also need to see a doctor huh.. Or is that an excuse just to see the cute doctor.. Hehe


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