Offensive odour...  

MajorEasy 48M
3805 posts
3/13/2006 10:23 am
Offensive odour...


Was reading an article on how scent affects memories....and heh heh heh...was reminded of an incident not too long ago...

Met this lovely lady and after a drink, we decided to proceed...she wanted to use the bathroom first so I watched ESPN and waited...after she came out wrapped in a towel, it was my turn to wash up a little...upon entering the bathroom...the smell hit me hard...she must have done a serious poo-job and the smell of liquid soap did nothing to mask it...wow...had to hold my breath during my own quick shower (in record time I believe...)...

The thing is...even while we were getting hot and heavy..I couldn't get the smell off my consciousness...it was infused into everything I sniffed...to be honest, she smelt wonderful...but I kept sensing a tinge of what hit me before...and I couldn't really get going...the session went according to plan but it was never of the fire-works level...

Two questions...how can we shut it off once we've been exposed to it?? Or better yet...how do we get rid of the smell if we do have to go...before our partner notices it??

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HotMom4YoungStud 51F

3/13/2006 11:49 pm

Nearly had a tea against the monitor accident.

Good on you that you plugged on and your pee-pee didn’t go plop-plop-plop.

Erm, give her the gift of a home enema kit, remark casually that you’re on a health binge and hope she uses it next time before you meet? Or prepare for projectile buckets. Hehheh.


happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
3/14/2006 8:47 am

Major, what an experience! LL

Well... like HotMom, just ask her to be careful of her diet the next time she's out with you loh. Break it gently to her though, with a sense of humor, so she doesn't take it too harsh.

Last resort, make sure u hv flu + running nose, so smell won't be a problem anymore.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/14/2006 9:34 am

"Good on you that you plugged on and your pee-pee didn’t go plop-plop-plop."

Heh heh..in fact...it was starting to lose interest at one point...luckily for me...she's a 'hard' working kinda girl...and methinks she either didn't notice or she didn't mind...either ways...mission accomplished...

My lovely wet-look buttercup with matching towel...your pic is giving me moist nocturnal imageries...I swear...one day...when I get my hands on that body...mmm...okie...so I don't quite know what I'll do then...but one step at a time hey??


"just ask her to be careful of her diet the next time"

Sorry sweetie...can't think of how to bring it up at all...next time (if there's a next time...) I'll just make sure I wash first and by the time we're done...the hazard should have cleared...

Good thing she's no longer on this site...otherwise, I may get a kick where it hurts...

But...neither of yous answered the frist question...if you're already exposed to a not-so-pleasant part of a partner you otherwise like a lot...how do you shut it out of your minds??

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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Funasianfemale 40F
23 posts
3/14/2006 2:30 pm

Haha, you get into all manner of weird.

HotMom huh? Chilly, Major told me that you have on a 'seriously sensual yet tasteful body shot that can cause cosmic upheaval.'
Had to take a peek for myself. All i can say is girl, you're going to stir up all sorts of trouble with the boys in here with that. Nice!

Major dear, bring air freshener next time.


poison_syrup 44F
8533 posts
3/15/2006 2:46 am

Well, at least your kind of smell will go off in awhile? I guess. Mind you, at least she didn't have any BO. That will be even worse!! I just met a guy couple of days back for coffee and boy, I seriously got no idea he actually got a horrible BO!! Worse part is, we are sitting outdoor and the weather is extremely hot (which makes the smell unbearable)! Throughout the whole meet up, all I have in mind is finish my cuppa asap and make my exit. (Phew! Should have stick to emailing to find out more medical/physical info first)


Angel Of Sins


HotMom4YoungStud 51F

3/15/2006 6:00 am

The olfactory system is anatomically close to the limbic system and hippocampus, the parts of the brain responsible for emotion and place memory lah. Odour molecules have a broad range of features that can be detected and easily stored in long term and emotional memory. While the human tongue can distinguish roughly only five flavours, the nose can distinguish into the hundreds. Happyladychat has a point about the nose: Notice how food is tasteless when your nose is blocked, even if your sense of taste isn’t affected.

Hope that answers your question. Next time ask them to use the loo at the end of the corridor or ‘do’ (as in doo-doo) something more overpowering. Artificial scent after the fact, no matter how malodorous itself or copiously applied, will not even mask more innocuous farts or other body odour, given that it’s already had a chance to imprint itself on your memory.

Hey, Funasian, yup, it’s HotMom4YoungStud for now, I saw this fun website called “My Friend’s Hot Mom” the other day and thought I’d just tap into the primitive male psyche since no one understood my old profiles, lol.

Nice to ‘see’ you back in the group lending support to the Major. How you doing? Stay a while. I’ll try not to pull yer leg so hard this time. Promise. Oh, look, is that a bouillabaisse stain on your blouse? … Gotcha.


happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
3/15/2006 6:07 am

Well... I can only confess that after reading this blog of yours, I seems to smell cowdung in my room.

Strange!

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
3/15/2006 9:45 am

"Phew! Should have stick to emailing to find out more medical/physical info first"

Heh heh heh...poison_syrup...I'm sure he's going to confess his B.O. problem to you over email...hahahaha...'Dear poison, just thought I should mention this, since we've enjoyed chatting so much and we are thinking of meeting...you see, I have a slight B.O problem...nothing serious, just that my friends run for cover when I sweat...and I sweat a lot. By the way, someone once told me I have bad breath too, but I'm sure mom wasn't serious about it though'...hahahahahaha

Noo...but seriously...I've met a woman with B.O....it was a little stressful at first, but I must admit, after a while when her personality won me over, it was quite bearable...plus she was very good at showering thoroughly before...only problem was when she got hot and bothered, the smell returns...and no matter how hard I scrub afterwards, I can smell her on me for days...perhaps nature's way to identifying who's whose mate??


"Hey, Funasian, yup, it’s HotMom4YoungStud for now....."

It warms my heart that my past woman and future woman are getting along...if my present women will just join in...I can play the chic sheik...

P/S- Fun sweetie...when I say past, I don't mean that it's over or anything like that...and HotMom darling...when I say future, I don't mean anything at all...okie??...just so we're all clear...

"I seems to smell cowdung in my room"

Hahahaha...HLC...thanks for the info sweetie...but there's no need to call my past lover a cow...



. . . . . . . MajorEasy's Blog...
There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
.


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