Composure or the lack of...  

MajorEasy 48M
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8/5/2006 2:21 pm
Composure or the lack of...


While I served a client and his wife today...a smile ruined my attempt at being professional...

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MajorEasy 48M
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8/5/2006 2:23 pm

I was giving him the details of the contract, and our discussion was fairly straightforward...

I noticed the wife the minute they walked in...she was heavily pregnant and wore an almost see through sun-dress, bikini top underneath and I didn't dare let my eyes wander below her waist...she was quite cute but has a seriousness about her...and she hardly spoke...so I kept my focus on him...

As us guys began joking and laughing...she chimed in with a witty comment...so I countered with something funny at her...and she chuckled...oh deary me...with her smile..her whole aura changed...I couldn't take my eyes off her...

She must have noticed my reaction...then she let her hair down and proceeded to tie it back up again...looking at me all the time...that was it...my mind went blank, and I couldn't take in her image fast enough...I didn't even hear her husband accept the agreement...

I looked back down after what seems like hours and found the contract signed...*sigh*...I must be losing it in my old age....

Does this happen to anyone else or should I seek medical help??

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sweetandspicy570 60F
2832 posts
8/8/2006 9:06 am

You make me wish I had long hair...I'd love to make you lose your cool. See, if you had allowed your gaze to wander below the waist maybe you would have missed the hair thing.... NOT! Maybe you'll have to start requiring every woman who enters your office to keep her head covered, who knows what someone could get you to do 'while under the influence'?




Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
8/8/2006 10:27 am

    Quoting sweetandspicy570:
    You make me wish I had long hair...I'd love to make you lose your cool. See, if you had allowed your gaze to wander below the waist maybe you would have missed the hair thing.... NOT! Maybe you'll have to start requiring every woman who enters your office to keep her head covered, who knows what someone could get you to do 'while under the influence'?

Hahahaha...sweetie...you're wicked...

Nah...it doesn't work with everyone...I don't know why either...but with some, I completely lose my mind...with others, the interest is there...yet, I can still function...albeit a little distracted...
(oh...important fact...doesn't work at all if she has sleeves...gotta be bare arms up to her shoulders...)

She did eventually stand (on their way out...) and I did allow my gaze to follow...one word...WOW!!!
The dress was nice, and with lights coming through behind her, I can see almost every detail...her red G-string hid very little...unfortunately, her legs weren't as perfect...big ankles (not my thing...) probably due to the pregnancy...and very spotted...like she has an allergy and been scratching...however...everything under the dress was wonderful...a butt so nice...I'd fight Mike Tyson for the rights...know what...with a smile and body like hers...I dislike the husband immediately...

A question for you my dear...has something like that ever happened to you??

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sweetandspicy570 60F
2832 posts
8/8/2006 11:12 am

How do you do that 'quote' thing? The question--A question for you my dear...has something like that ever happened to you??
I'm not sure which something you mean....1) Did I ever make someone lose it like that?--unfortunately not as far as I know. (hopefully I would know) 2) Did I ever lose it just by a little thing someone did?--yes, once a gorgeous guy caught my gaze and held it as he walked towards me. I still had half an ear on the conversation, but when he stopped a few feet away and gave me a slow wink, the room just melted away. (unfortunately, he kept going). I'm not as self conscious as I used to be-- If the chance ever comes again, I hope I'll follow up on the possibility.




Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
8/8/2006 11:49 am

    Quoting sweetandspicy570:
    How do you do that 'quote' thing? The question--A question for you my dear...has something like that ever happened to you??
    I'm not sure which something you mean....1) Did I ever make someone lose it like that?--unfortunately not as far as I know. (hopefully I would know) 2) Did I ever lose it just by a little thing someone did?--yes, once a gorgeous guy caught my gaze and held it as he walked towards me. I still had half an ear on the conversation, but when he stopped a few feet away and gave me a slow wink, the room just melted away. (unfortunately, he kept going). I'm not as self conscious as I used to be-- If the chance ever comes again, I hope I'll follow up on the possibility.

Heh heh...sweetie..see that blue [ quote ] thingy under our pics?? click on that and you quote that post...

Yeah...well...talking about doing something about it is all good and fine...but I was so lost at the time...I'm sure I don't remember my name...pretty tough to chat a person up without a name hey? (and not to mention her husband was standing right there...hahahahaha....)...errr...hi there good looking...I'm Rick...no...Adam...nah...just call me John Doe???

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sweetandspicy570 60F
2832 posts
8/8/2006 12:27 pm

    Quoting MajorEasy:
    Heh heh...sweetie..see that blue [ quote ] thingy under our pics?? click on that and you quote that post...

    Yeah...well...talking about doing something about it is all good and fine...but I was so lost at the time...I'm sure I don't remember my name...pretty tough to chat a person up without a name hey? (and not to mention her husband was standing right there...hahahahaha....)...errr...hi there good looking...I'm Rick...no...Adam...nah...just call me John Doe???
Well, that's what I get for trying to find it in the help box by Reply!!
I was talking about me following up. YOU really had no opportunity there-- she was married, she was pregnant, her husband was right there AND she was a client. Some times you just have to drool from afar.



Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
8/8/2006 12:57 pm

    Quoting sweetandspicy570:
    Well, that's what I get for trying to find it in the help box by Reply!!
    I was talking about me following up. YOU really had no opportunity there-- she was married, she was pregnant, her husband was right there AND she was a client. Some times you just have to drool from afar.
Heh heh...I know sweetie...

She was good enough to risk getting beaten up for though...maybe I should include her as part of the deal??


Yes sweetie...you really should have shown some interest...you girls make us guys work far too hard...and let me tell you...getting shot down constantly is no fun at all...so when you meet a guy you're interested in...give him a break and show some interest...


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Serenely_Yours 118

8/12/2006 6:44 am

Major, this is you. Nothing to do with your age, composure or of lack. Admit it. Just a ladies' man. Noted how she actually let her hair down and looking at you. You were already 'knocked out'.. The first thing you noticed was her almost see-through dress... so which doctor can help you?


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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
8/12/2006 11:40 am

    Quoting Serenely_Yours:
    Major, this is you. Nothing to do with your age, composure or of lack. Admit it. Just a ladies' man. Noted how she actually let her hair down and looking at you. You were already 'knocked out'.. The first thing you noticed was her almost see-through dress... so which doctor can help you?
Heh heh heh...sweetie...her see through dress is so obvious, no one will miss it...though I had an added advantage with the sunlight...

Yeah...but to be incapacitated from sight alone has never happened to me before...damn...and what a smile....only two people I know can beat that...okie...make it three....

Perhaps, I need a witch doctor...as long as she's sexy and plays with her hair... (or a seriously relaxed cunt_fu master...)

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sweetandspicy570 60F
2832 posts
4/14/2007 2:20 pm



We want more 'quickies' like this one, okay?





Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/14/2007 4:27 pm



Oh dear sweetie...a blast from the past...

Are you dissing my long story??



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sweetandspicy570 60F
2832 posts
4/14/2007 7:25 pm

    Quoting MajorEasy:


    Oh dear sweetie...a blast from the past...

    Are you dissing my long story??



Nooooo

I'm greedy. I want both!

Just like sex, variety is the spice of life, yes?




Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.----Dr. Seuss


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/14/2007 8:53 pm

    Quoting sweetandspicy570:

    Nooooo

    I'm greedy. I want both!

    Just like sex, variety is the spice of life, yes?



No worries sweetie...variety you shall have...

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