Coitus Interruptus...  

MajorEasy 48M
3805 posts
4/14/2006 2:09 pm
Coitus Interruptus...


Heh heh...this involves my woman, 2 great CDs, a Hi-Fi system and a bed....oh...and lots of wine...


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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/14/2006 2:35 pm

After reading my story on kissing lessons....Da woman wanted a demo...how can I refuse??

So upon reaching her place...she dimmed the lights, lit candles and put on soft music as we made out on her bed...the kissing was wonderful but the music was not quite right for the mood....

She took the 2 new CDs she just bought and popped one in with the hope that it'll change the setting a little...

Now, I sniffed at them when she told me about the purchase...well...I shan't advertise here but I was made to eat my words...

I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
Kissing resumed as the new CD started...after a while...I just couldn't concentrate on the task at hand...the song took over and I became a chanting fool...
I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
Wow, this song is fantastic...I sat up trying to hear it properly...to her chagrin, of course...it was afterall, her choice of music...I told her to play the song again...totally forgot about kissing for the moment...
I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
She obliged, but when after the second run, I was no closer to getting back to her lips...she knew drastic measures were needed...
I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
Yup...she took her top off...which naturally got my attention...she laid beside me...reaching out for me...unfortunately...
I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
It was still going...and I was hypnotised...who came up with this?? It's great....
I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....I've heard it all before....
Now a little upset...I guess...she withdrew the CD and put in the other new CD...I protested but gave up when the song stopped and the spell broken...heh heh heh...of course, her beautiful, soft and succulent body helped a lot with my speechlessness...

(to be continued....)

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Serenely_Yours 118

4/14/2006 11:48 pm

Oh! Isnt that one of Maddy's songs? The latest album...


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happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
4/15/2006 3:19 am

Have you received my application form yet? I WANT TO BE NEXT after Da woman!!!

And don't think I'm bringing any CDs....

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/15/2006 4:51 am



Hey hey people...welcome....now now Serene my dear...that'll be giving the game away....try for the next song too...

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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/15/2006 11:24 am

Hahaha...sorry HLC...didn't get your application...my staff are not the hardest working bunch...they spend too much time kissing up to the boss...

Come to me directly sweetie...bypass the redtape...I'm sure you know how to reach the principal...

Don't worry about the CDs...I've got some good ones planned for you..

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/15/2006 12:06 pm

(cont)

She came back to bed with the remote and did her stuff to get it going...meanwhile, I eased closer to her and latched onto XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...(sorry folks...some of this will have to be censored...she is afterall my girl and I wouldn't want to be an ex-bf for my writing...rest assured that the main points of the story won't be affected... )

Alrighty...so we went back to kissing...with her top off...I had added incentive to make all the right moves...she was certainly fairly impressed as she reciprocated enthusiastically...

As we tried to give each other trismus...I heard it....nice musical intro...some tu tu tu tu...back to kissing...singing started...oh...XXXXXXXXXXXXXX...

Well, isn't it delicious, crazy way that I'm kissing
Cos baby listen to this, don't wanna miss it while it's hitting


Good voice...nice lyric...went with the mood...cool...oh, back to Da woman...great tongue flick honey...

I could be the one to take her home
Baby we could rock the night alone


Yeah...I can groove to this...more kissing but my mind had drifted...

If we never get down it wouldn't be a let down
But sugar don't forget what you already know
I could be the one to turn you out
We could be the talk across the town


What?? What is he singing about??...wait baby...slow down...gotta hear this guy out...

Don't judge me by the colour, confuse it for another
You might regret what you let slip away


Alright dude...you got my attention...here sweetie, a kiss so you'll let me listen to this...hang on hang on...I've missed a few lines...what did he sing??

Well she can get her toys outta the drawer then
Cos I ain't comin' home I don't need that attention, see


'Babe...did I hear correctly?? Yeah yeah...nice breasts...did he sing what I thought he sang??'

I can save you from unoriginal dum-dums
Who wouldn't care if you complete him or not


'Honey...can I borrow this CD please?? haven't heard him before but he is good...'

Because I'd rather have the afternoon, relax and understand
My hip hop and flip-flops it don't stop with the light rock


'Heeeyyyyy...where are you going darling?? Thought we're kissing here...'

The hype is nothing more than hoo-ha so I'm
Developing a language and I'm calling it my own


'Noooo, don't turn it off....I can really identify with this guy...aw...sheesh...'

(to be continued....)

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happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
4/15/2006 6:58 pm

A multi-tasking man.... COOL!

I'm caught with both your posts. Superb writings.... I'm enjoying myself even before being kiss.... YET!

Don't leave Singapore yet, ok? I'm making my way back from Shanghai.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


Serenely_Yours 118

4/16/2006 3:46 am

For this moment, I dunno who sang THAT song.
But let me keep guessing.
I like this game!




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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/16/2006 7:57 am

Hahaha...HLC...cheers sweetie...multi-tasking is the only way to go...but seems I still have lots to learn there...

Take your time coming back...it appears that a woman from Thailand is on her way too...this international booking thing has to be organised...

Heh heh...Serene my dear...you can still phone a friend... No polling the audience though...when you figure it out...I highly recommend the CD...it's funky and cool...I like!!

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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/16/2006 10:29 am

(cont)

So there I was...looking up at an angry face...

I have to admit...taking the whole 'angry' thing seriously wasn't easy...what with naked breasts jiggling as she heaved fiery breaths....

I did what a man in my situation had to do...brown-nose shamelessly...

'Honey...you have such great taste in music...'

'I'm sorry I made fun of your purchases earlier...'

etc...the details are too pitiful to repeat...

The second I saw the face slacken...I moved in with a bout of kisses...not the ordinary ones...the ones reserved in my arsenal...labelled "secret weapon...use only when in grievous trouble"

In my deluded mind...she has forgotten her own name...so I reached out and clicked the play button...

*sigh*...alas....she wasn't to be fooled...she promptly removed the CD, even before the tu tu tu could start...and put in a tried and tested...dare I say it...'Richard Clayderman'....arrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!

Okie...to be honest, I don't mind him at all...and the melody's great to make out to...the sort of music one can ignore...

(to be continued...)

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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/17/2006 12:21 pm

{cont}

With Dick serenading us in the background...kissing went back to being the focal point of the evening...

During one tender moment (to me at least...)...I had my nose nudging hers...our lips touched fleetingly as we gazed into each other's eyes...my heart melted and I cannot express the contentment I felt at that moment...everything else disappeared...we became one...

I was about to sigh in complete serenity and fulfillment...when I felt her tapping my back...

Confused...I thought someone had entered the room...I glanced at the door...nothing...and at once figured out what was going on...

Da silly woman was playing me like a piano....

She must have seen the laugh in my eyes...and caught on...we both cracked up...

She blushed like I've never seen before and tried to apologise...but heyyy...'let he who has not sin, cast the first stone' right??

We decided that we must be more selective on our future musical choices...and then literally kissed and made up...

It's amazing how, in love...two wrongs can make a right...


(The End)

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happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
4/17/2006 9:58 pm

What a sweet ending. Hope she will be "rightfully" yours soon.

Thanks for sharing.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/18/2006 12:29 am

Hahahahaha....HLC...thanks...

Noooo...we are not going down that way at all...she's going back to the U.S...and I'm off to more exotic locale...this is a relationship of convenience for the time being as we're both here for the next couple of years...

We may be hopeless romantics, but we both believe that love is for the savouring...the here and now...and has nothing to do with possession or happy ever after...


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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/18/2006 12:53 am

Oh...on a musical side note...if anyone is interested...check out Israel Kamakawiwo'ole and his rendition of Over the Rainbow-Wondrful World...with only his ukulele and voice...he stopped us dead in our tracks (a different kissing session...)...it IS unbelievably good...

And heh heh...I got Da woman to like the latest Emil Chou's song...Rainman...she doesn't understand the words (well...I don't get it myself actually...the lyricist must have scraped the bottom of a rotten barrel there...) but the tune goes straight to the heart...

And they say I don't accept new things...


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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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Serenely_Yours 118

4/22/2006 4:28 am

Oh Major!
Maybe abit back dated now but am happy to find out the second album that you guys have listened.
If its correct, should be by a not-so-mainstream singer, Jason Mraz.
The song you mentioned is GEEK IN THE PINK.
Ive heard it before but I do not like his voice. Words are good though.
Anyway, have more fun!




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MajorEasy 48M
2693 posts
4/22/2006 10:13 am

Full marks Serene...

Well done sweetie...check out the other songs I suggested...the late Isreal still gets to me each time I listen to it...

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There is no use getting, into heavy petting
it only leads to trouble, and seat wetting.....
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