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MaggiesWishes 61F
2231 posts
4/1/2006 6:19 pm

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4/7/2006 3:15 pm

Raise Raise Raise

Raise Request

TO: Administration Services

FROM :: The Misunderstood

RE: Raise in Salary Request

I, The Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get weekends off, vacations or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don’t get paid overtime or shift differential
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

I look forward to hearing from you about my hard work efforts.
The Penis


Response from the Administration:

Mr. Penis,
After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the Administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position and often visit other areas
You take a lot of breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the work place rather messy at the end of your shift
You don’t always observe OSHA measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don’t wait till pension age before retiring
You don’t like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the shift work
AND if that were not all , you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags ???

If for some reason this has not met your satisfactory approval …
Good Luck in your next position !!!

The Administration

seek_u_topia 52M

4/1/2006 7:39 pm

BRAVO! This is a crack-up!!!!

But I think the raise is warranted. Plus, I think penis loves his job and can always be counted on to rise to the occasion. What more could you want from an integral part of the team?

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/1/2006 8:18 pm

Maggie...I've heard this one before...but it made me laugh just as hard this time. Thanks for sharing it.

digdug41 50M

4/2/2006 1:57 am

I'd liketo put it to the test you game?

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Lioness_girl 46F
3494 posts
4/2/2006 7:29 am

Thanks for the laugh Maggie


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MaggiesWishes 61F

4/2/2006 1:05 pm

Ya know ...
I'm waiting to see which (who's) Penis goes out on "Worker's Comp" ...

It was too cute to not pass along.
Thanks ya'll.

greatguyintul 56M
2102 posts
4/2/2006 7:31 pm

That is too funny!!!!

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