Stupid e-mails of the week  

Mackey05 40F
508 posts
4/1/2005 11:29 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Stupid e-mails of the week


Here are the really lame e-mails that I recieved this week. Feel free to cringe and laugh along with me....

IM TODD A VERY HOT HARD BODY WHITE MALE IN BROOKFIELD WHO IS EXTREMELY WELL ENDOWED AND VERY THICK !! I LOVE TOO ROLE PLAY , XXX TOYS , AND MY FAV IS GIVING ORAL TO A HOT TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY FOR HOURS !!! THATS ALL THE PLEASURE I REALLY NEED !! BUT MORE IS OK...CALL ME LETS TALK..
I ALSO GIVE THE HOTTEST WETTEST PHONE ANYWHERE !!

Hmmm.. Nice ad, but I don't need a hot wet phone. I don't want to know where the phone was to make it hot and wet buddy.. Gross! LOL!

i kno but u can always try me out
i gat a life, a sence of humor, a job... military..
body build,, gata thick dick
n i aint no lil kid
so whats it gon be

Why?? I need to ask why black men are so lame when they send messages. They always have terrible spelling and make me laugh at them.

just stoppin by to sho wome luv
holla back
wakil at h0t >\mail u kno d rest

Okay, I rest my case. Why bother using technology when you can't communicate in an intelligent manner?

het whTS GOING ON I am from gurnnee illinois over by gurnnee mills, I AM LOOKING FOR FUNNEE MY EMAIL IS (XXXX @XXX.XXX) email me i love older people to do with me as they please

Ouch! Older?

open minded willing to try new things easy going d/d free able to prove it able to handle an adult friend ship without any hang ups gifted in the right areas able to perform for long periods of time long thick love to give and recieve oral thats #1 on my list pratice makes perfect love to have women ride my face and get my face all wet

Punctuation is a good thing!! I am sure he sends this out to every woman he comes across.

rm_Synn74 43F
1206 posts
4/2/2005 9:09 am

Mackey I love readingtour posts always entertaining and puts a smile on my face and a giggle or two.. keep them comming



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rm_Synn74 43F
1206 posts
4/2/2005 9:11 am

that should read "reading your posts" not readingtour sheesh I need more coffee Lol



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mrpaulq8 47M
10 posts
4/2/2005 12:57 pm

If only I too could write so eloquently and with such grammatical effect, maybe I too could win your affection.
LOL have these people never heard of spell checker, in fact I find it very doubtful, probably didn’t exist when they left school…first grade

Keep up the hilarious blogs!!

Oh and one for the dyslexic folks out there

Veri funni laydee these wa-on, reehd therm hall thayz vewy gud


PailsDiverHonks 57F

4/2/2005 3:30 pm

LOL, welcome to my world Mackey!
I have pretty much dedicated my blog to all the lame email I get. Check out DCEbonys page, she's pretty funny with hers.


ArtemisAthena 37F
3 posts
4/3/2005 1:33 pm

Ha, i must agree with you on the thing about spelling and punctuation!


rm_stpetegirl3 46F
23 posts
4/3/2005 2:02 pm

I find it insulting, that a guy wants to hook up with you, but can't take the time to spell correctly or even try to make sense, and why would anyone want to go out with a guy who sends out a canned response, yeah they must really like me, me and about a thousand other girls.

You really hit it dead on. Very funny


rm_gearedup21 36M
5 posts
4/3/2005 10:38 pm

I'm trying to come up with some outrageously awful email to send you, just so I can get my ass reamed in a hilariously comic way in a future post by you, but I think these guys have covered all the bases quite well.

How often do you get emails on here anyway? I've only gotten 4 total, but that's probably because a) I'm a guy, and b) I'm still too uncomfortable to post a pic on this site.

All I can say is I'm glad I'm not a woman, because I don't know how I'd be able to cope on the net with all these sex starved males who can't articulate their thoughts in full sentences that constantly harrass you with a lot of unwanted attention.


rm_furious1958 59M

5/6/2005 10:03 am

I find your comments about black men to be very stereotypical. So I guess it's safe to assume all your other comments about men were directed at white men? Besides that you made some good valid points on how sorry some people are.


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