1 day in my inbox continued...  

Mackey05 40F
508 posts
3/11/2005 5:49 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

1 day in my inbox continued...

I turned off my profile because I want to avoid getting e-mails for awhile. Yes, they are humorous but after awhile it gets annoying and is bumming me out. Here are some of the last gems ( if you want to call them that LOL! ) that were in my inbox. Until I am feeling 100% and start working out again so I can feel comfortable in my own skin I'm not going to meet anyone even for drinks. Can someone please explain to me why African American men always have to bring up the fact that a woman is white and make it sound like you will be some sort of twisted conquest??

"Would love to get to know you as a person but also interested in eating your pussy and fucking your brains out. I know thats a little too straight to the point, but I'm not known for beating around the bush. Would love to have you as a friend "with benefits". Let's meet and greet and havce drinks and appetizers over conversation..."

"Hi, I enjoyed your profile and am now thinking we could definately find some mutually beneficial arenas in which to talk. We have enough in common that it would be a travesty for us to not pursue a course of interaction. I am most certain we would and could find numerous pleasurable situations in which to entertain ourselves, as well as plenty to converse about. Check out my pic and profile and let me know if you agree with my findings of compatibility."

Wow! An intellectual with a big vocabulary. Please don't try so hard! Just be you

"well i love watching women masturbate to and i love being watched! i love toys using them and having them used on me, one fantasy which i hope isnt to much is to be fucked with a strap on by a woman. i would love for u to hold my cock while i pee."

"I have a daughter your age. Let's meet. My number is XXX-XXX-XXXX. Disgression is necessary."

"Hi Mackey I would like to meet you I just want one woman to give me a chance that is all "

"just wondering if you were into younger guys, im 20, can hold my own in all aspects ya want, holdin a conver., sex, u name it, if you intrested message me back, im willing to travel"

"Look no further. It sounds like we have the same interests.I am an elderly man and a widower of about 2 years. I am in need of a woman's touch, do you have that touch? I am VERY young at heart and look younger also. I know you would love me."

I draw my line at men who are 40..Sorry sexy older men, but everyone has their tastes.. 76 is scary and on the perversion side of the line because he is old enough to be my grandfather... EWWWW!

"9in of thick black cock. White woman never can get me off... Are U game 2be the first?"

"I have a good-sized tool and am not afraid to use it. I love 3somes, 4somes and then some!
Are you ready to explore and experiment with me and be explored by me?"

"Hope 2 put my majestic black staff of pleasure in your snowy white love lips........ Call me! XXX-XXX-XXXX"

"I'm hot & youd be luky to get dick from me. Hit me back."

I'd love to hit you back, but with a nice fat aluminum bat! LMAO!

"I'm breaking hearts over here, of gay guys I don't even want to meet! I am goooooood. I am interested in you, you are quite the cool drink to a thirsty eye. And damn me for a breast man...but WOW, girl...you are, as we like to say down here on Wall Street, one hot ass tomato! (OK, I totally made up the Wall Street part, but you are pretty tasty)"

"My cock is just about as good as it gets..... I am pretty modest, aren't I? It is straight, perfectly cut, no marks or bumps...and a nice size head that isn't as thick as my shaft..."

"Do you have any pics of your feet? I've been fantasizing about what they'd look like penetrating my ass as I stroke my cock. Send immediately I am horny!!!"


deadcoad 45M
1 post
3/11/2005 9:34 pm

Huh what a great thing i saw in your inbox!!!!


IPman 62M
313 posts
3/12/2005 5:22 am

Mackey thanks for posting these tidbits,

The nutty thing is I think I have used some of these lines...

Wow what a dope!

I think you are right just try to be yourself... perhaps you can post some lines that you did like.


rm_hockey609 53M
413 posts
3/12/2005 9:37 am

I dont blame you for turning the profile off


Sexonthebrain4U 51M
36 posts
3/13/2005 12:50 am

LMFAO!!! Now that's funny...granted, I've used some cheesy lines in my day, but they were more like corny pick up lines than outright "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"...lol! But I have to admit, there's alot of women on this site who by their descriptions make themselves sound like guttersluts, and alot of them are using fake pics...obviously pictures from pornsites, so I think that's why alot of guys respond that way. Although, if a woman has an intelligent, honest description of herself, even with some sexy pics, telling her you "just wanna fuck" isn't gonna get you anywhere fast, ya know? That's pretty tacky, but you know us men...always thinkin' with our dicks...lol! I like to be honest and sincere and tell them what I liked about their profile, and I'm just as interested in what they had to say as how they look, and if they like mine to feel free and write back. I guess that's all you can do...but show some dignity while doing it.


CoolbyR 42M

3/13/2005 5:41 pm

I like this one and might try it out some time-

"Do you have any pics of your feet? I've been fantasizing about what they'd look like penetrating my ass as I stroke my cock. Send immediately I am horny!!!"

I don't know if it would be every girls cup of tea, so I'll have to be quite discerning with getting the right girl, for such a line!

God I think really, I would be scared to send out any emails now. I could not cope with the public humiliation. Lol


PerthPete 52M
124 posts
3/25/2005 6:00 am

hey, mackey, this is one of the coolest things, the poor men, getting there just desserts, reminds me of the people using advanced chat in the public chat rooms of AdultFriendFinder, ezpecially when people have said they do not respond to it. copying it back into the room shuts them up.


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