The Pilots  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/19/2006 4:57 am

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4/24/2006 4:00 pm

The Pilots

Two men, dressed in Pilots' uniforms, walk up the aisle of the plane.

Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

Suddenly, The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that precise moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air in a text book take off.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon, all have retreated into their magazines and the in flight movie, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and dryly says,...

"You know, Bob,one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna Friggin die!!!!!!!!."

Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
4/19/2006 1:47 pm

oh god! now im thinking how are they going to land that fuggin plane?

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/20/2006 5:08 am:
HA HA I didnt think of that!

Jeepidiot 43M

4/19/2006 2:42 pm

I love your jokes.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/20/2006 5:08 am:
And I love you visiting my blog!

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
4/20/2006 6:54 am


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/21/2006 3:16 pm:

methodman1000 41M
1775 posts
4/20/2006 7:03 am


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/21/2006 3:16 pm:
LOL Glad you enjoyed it

norprin5 56M

4/20/2006 7:34 pm

happy 420, luv

King Nor XVIII

Phuc_Buddy 47M

4/24/2006 1:49 pm

MWW - thanks for the laugh. It was even more precious since I just got back from a trip out west. I think I would have shit if my pilots had done that...even as a cruel joke.

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