The Perfect Greeter  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
6/14/2006 6:45 am

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6/18/2006 4:22 pm

The Perfect Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart .... Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice

Phuc_Buddy 47M

6/14/2006 6:50 am

LMAO - that was good. You definitely get points for that one!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/14/2006 8:55 am:
Thanks, it takes a good opponent to admit that

rm_needsmoreluv 53M
20 posts
6/14/2006 7:58 am

very good. heres a related joke for u.

A blonde is riding a horse. At first the gait is easy and she is actually enjoying herself. But then the horse's gait increases and the blonde becomes a little worried but figures she can handle. but the horse's speed increases, going faster and faster until the blonde begin to slip from the saddle. She loses the horse's rein and ends up clinging to his neck sliding further out of the saddle until she seems to be just above the horse's hooves. She begins to cry for help as her situation becomes more dire.

Then Albert the Wal-mart greeter walks over and unplugs the horse.

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/14/2006 8:56 am:
Damn blonde jokes lol

funaddict65 54M

6/14/2006 8:38 am

2 POINTS one for the joke and the other fpr the matching

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/14/2006 8:57 am:
Why thank you fun!

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
6/14/2006 1:15 pm

Can I vote for this one twice, it's great. Thanks.

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/14/2006 3:52 pm:
You are welcome

rm_android1960a 58M
428 posts
6/14/2006 5:13 pm

Good one.

The Droid was here!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/15/2006 8:19 am:

easy_8 58M

6/14/2006 9:35 pm

damn good

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/15/2006 8:20 am:
Why thank you!

mycin62 56F

6/15/2006 11:15 am

ROFLMAO, this was a good one!!!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/15/2006 1:15 pm:
Thanks Cin!

DivedBalmySexed 53M
2 posts
6/15/2006 7:31 pm

Great comeback I wish more people had balls to say something like that!!

MWWwantsmore replies on 6/16/2006 4:57 am:
LOL me too! But nowadays you never now how they would react!

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