Still Not Hungry!!!!  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
3/21/2006 5:03 am

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4/8/2006 8:17 pm

Still Not Hungry!!!!

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like
something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

"Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No, still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."

rm_Keystone3812 66M
583 posts
3/21/2006 5:57 am

Your posts always make me smile. Thanks, Sweetie.

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/21/2006 11:08 am:
You are welcome Key, always like to see you visit

rm_android1960a 57M
428 posts
3/21/2006 8:16 am

Aren’t you suppose to see a doctor if the hard on last more than an hour? But then again I don't think I would either.

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/21/2006 11:09 am:
LOL all day is a long time with no break

rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
3/21/2006 8:46 am

Thanks for the laugh.

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/21/2006 11:10 am:
And thank you for visiting

SaggyHaftsWaste 49M

3/21/2006 1:42 pm

very funny

MyRealLoverOne 47M

3/21/2006 5:24 pm

LOL...very good!

Allsleeky 37F

3/21/2006 6:20 pm

No wonder why he wasn't hungry...he was being fed all day
good one

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