Smart Ass Answers  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
3/7/2006 7:39 am

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3/9/2006 8:13 am

Smart Ass Answers

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
"Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."


rm_luvpiano2 57M
367 posts
3/7/2006 8:52 am

LMAO


rm_cant_be_true 40M

3/7/2006 1:48 pm

That second one is a true story... and I did have to write with the other hand


MWWwantsmore 52F

3/8/2006 7:26 am

Luv; thanks for visiting

Cant: bet its true for a lot of teenage boys lol


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