MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
3/31/2006 4:35 am

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4/4/2006 4:27 am


Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the mirror:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left earlyto go shopping! Love you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.

You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady!
I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $855.26
Hot Breakfast - $4.20
Red Rose bud -$3.00
Two Aspirins -$0.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time........Priceless

rm_Gentle12553 68M
1378 posts
3/31/2006 4:56 am

see....most men are smarter when we're drunk....

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/31/2006 2:56 pm:
Key word is "most"

rm_majnu72 45M
1 post
3/31/2006 5:22 am

Truly Pricelss Joke! Keep the Good Work Going!

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/31/2006 2:56 pm:

Stuff_byTodd 60M

3/31/2006 5:50 am

I just love these parodies on commercials! There was one floating around here a few months ago about that one Geico ad where the guy is in the conference room laughing at the person speaking in the dull monotone... something like:

Guy in the chair has his cell phone set to vibrate; gets a text message presumably from his wife that says: "I'm naked and playing with myself". Guy in the chair gets spontaneous combustion in his crouch, throws his arms in the air and shouts: "YES! YES!"... fade to black, voice-over says: "In the time it takes to get aroused and get off, you could have saved 15% or more on Geico!"

So... how you been?

Jim195846 59M

3/31/2006 5:59 am

awsome joke

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/31/2006 2:57 pm:
Thanks for visiting

saddletrampsk 55F

3/31/2006 6:15 am that would happen..

Great joke..thanks for the chuckle..

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/31/2006 2:57 pm:

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
3/31/2006 1:49 pm

Very good, lol. Thanks

MWWwantsmore replies on 3/31/2006 2:58 pm:
You are welcome, thanks for visiting

NSAAddict 43F

4/1/2006 7:16 am

Loved it!

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