MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
5/5/2006 4:23 am

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5/7/2006 6:07 pm


Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Darn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

5/5/2006 4:51 am

ROTF - Again thanks for the early morning laugh.

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:37 pm:
You are welcome!

rm_tm787 57M
19 posts
5/5/2006 5:37 am

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:37 pm:

dasher121 37M

5/5/2006 6:33 am

there is really no better way to say it lol.


MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:38 pm:
Yup, aint that the truth

rm_skyeone2 65M/46F
7186 posts
5/5/2006 6:53 am

That is by far too accurate! OMG I laughed so hard.

Thanks again

Blessed Be

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:39 pm:
Its scary how accurate that is!

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

5/5/2006 7:06 am

Probably not lubricated or ribbed for OUR pleasure.

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:39 pm:
Of course not, why would they want the tax payers to be happy!

ilsuconu 57M

5/5/2006 10:11 am

Well... it's a step in the right direction! Maybe there's hope left for these United States!

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 1:40 pm:
I am not sure about that, seems to get worse every year!

rm_cant_be_true 39M

5/5/2006 2:19 pm

and then there's a dick and a bush fucking it up

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/5/2006 6:09 pm:
LMAO good comeback!

rm_jd29992z 55M
3888 posts
5/5/2006 6:42 pm

Isn't that the truth JD

MWWwantsmore replies on 5/6/2006 9:37 am:
Sad but true!

tazzler1 56M/43F

5/6/2006 1:46 pm

its not them that is f*cking it up last time i checked our beloved congress is the ones that make and pass the laws and bills and even over ride the presidents veto and he is forced by law to spend what congress has mandated check the laws and you will see that the president has free hand in foreign policies but congress sets and enforces domestic policy I could say more but I ask that you look it up for yourself

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