Mood Ring  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/3/2006 5:40 am

Last Read:
4/4/2006 1:42 pm

Mood Ring

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Hmmm I wonder if I should try this

rm_herestill 57M

4/3/2006 5:42 am

lol diamonds hurt worse!

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/3/2006 1:47 pm:
But diamonds make some girls happier

mycin62 56F

4/3/2006 2:30 pm

I like it, I think I'll try it.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/4/2006 4:25 am:
A swift kick in the balls would work too!

rm_android1960a 58M
428 posts
4/3/2006 6:31 pm

At work one of our supervisors came to work with an iron print on his head. We almost took up a defense fund for her to use to defend against the assault charges.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/4/2006 4:25 am:
LOL an iron print that HAD to have hurt!

simplyfucks 106M

4/3/2006 11:13 pm

Now that was funny.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/4/2006 4:26 am:
Some days............I wish!

RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
4/4/2006 7:03 am

Diamonds last forever, unfortunately that is much, much, much longer than the happiness.
I used to give live plants as gifts because they lasted longer than cut flowers, now I'm trying to figure out how to find flowers that are good for about 6 hours, it seems like that's about as long as the gratitude lasts.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/4/2006 1:44 pm:
"You dont bring me flowers. anymore........"

Only time I ever got flowers is on Valentine's Day!

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