MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/3/2006 5:26 am

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4/4/2006 1:44 pm


A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one-day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.

"Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjustingthe knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted

rm_android1960a 57M
428 posts
4/3/2006 6:17 pm

From the mouths of babes. Or is parrots.

MWWwantsmore replies on 4/4/2006 1:45 pm:
Kids say what they see!

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