Gotta Love Drunks!  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/7/2006 4:49 am

Last Read:
4/8/2006 9:24 pm

Gotta Love Drunks!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock
in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where
a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring
rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance,"
says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the
morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife." "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not,
it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he's told, gets dressed,
and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls
into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


RockPebble 70M
2493 posts
4/7/2006 6:08 am


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 4:57 pm:
Gotta love drunks!

fantasylover_05 63M

4/7/2006 6:38 am

OMG!!

That is soo funny!

Thnaks for the laugh!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 4:57 pm:
You are quite welcome!

rm_herestill 57M

4/7/2006 6:42 am

I sometimes resemble that!
lol that is funny


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 4:59 pm:
You need a push??? LOL

alphuctup 41M

4/7/2006 9:23 am

Dammit that happened to me once!!! But the mean old git never did come out and give me a push


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 5:07 pm:
AWWW I will cum give you a push hun!

dasher121 37M

4/7/2006 1:36 pm

hahahahaha that was great! def going to share that joke at the bar tonight lol


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 5:08 pm:
Glad you liked it!

rm_cant_be_true 39M

4/7/2006 10:23 pm

I bet I can jump further then you without a push.


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/7/2006 10:42 pm:
Hmmm I have pretty long legs!

rm_texasgal1978 46F
225 posts
4/8/2006 9:35 am

lol.. didn't see that one coming


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/8/2006 7:45 pm:
I am sure it has happened somewhere!

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