Church Bells  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/13/2006 4:34 am

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4/15/2006 5:37 am

Church Bells

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along"


Hey this gives hope for those of us getting older


Kaliedascope61 43M
4084 posts
4/13/2006 4:46 am

Stoopid ice cream truck!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/13/2006 4:50 am:
Yeah but what a hell of a way to die! Having sex!

Phuc_Buddy 47M

4/13/2006 4:50 am

Thanks for the early morning laugh!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/13/2006 2:19 pm:
Welcome

Jeepidiot 44M

4/13/2006 3:11 pm

Funny but I really don't need the image of 2 people of 'advanced age' having sex.


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/13/2006 3:54 pm:
Me either, its the thought of the church bells that cracks me up lol

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