Are Men Happier People?  

MWWwantsmore 52F
1594 posts
4/26/2006 5:33 am

Last Read:
4/28/2006 7:12 pm

Are Men Happier People?

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut blisters or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. (not true in my opinion)

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


PS Had to post this pic again, just love it!


Phuc_Buddy 47M

4/26/2006 6:02 am

After reading that I am thinking that you are on to something. The only question I have is why you women are always trying to change us? Are you trying to make us as unhappy as you are?


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/26/2006 4:48 pm:
Nah not trying to change you men, just putting out words!

rm_herestill 57M

4/26/2006 7:05 am

I allways knew there was something about me that women liked!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/26/2006 4:49 pm:
and what is that?

Kaliedascope61 42M
4084 posts
4/26/2006 9:05 am

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Thats easy...righty tightie lefty lucy.


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/26/2006 4:48 pm:
Oh I knew that, but it all depends on the kinda nuts

timeforfun219 43M/43F  
2155 posts
4/26/2006 11:08 am

The picture is definitely my favorite part of the post...

If my boobs were bigger I'd be a BBW!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/26/2006 4:49 pm:
Mine too!

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

4/26/2006 1:27 pm

Yes...But do they have multiple orgasms? Now, THAT'S happy!!!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/26/2006 4:49 pm:
I have known some men that do

rm_pagan380 66M
4405 posts
4/26/2006 5:24 pm

Wow, descibed me to a tee, even the photo! LOL
Truly?


Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.

Digambara


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/27/2006 4:47 am:
LOL

firestarter665 43M/40F

4/26/2006 6:20 pm

And after all that they still aren't happy unless they get sex at least two times a day!


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/27/2006 4:46 am:
Oh yeah forgot about that one! LOL

mangomamiCT 43F

4/26/2006 11:21 pm

like I read the post after the picture ...............


MWWwantsmore replies on 4/27/2006 4:46 am:
LOL the pic is hot, isnt it?

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