going to heaven  

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2/13/2006 7:24 pm

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going to heaven

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I was testing the children in my Sunday school class
to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church,
Would that get me into Heaven?
"
"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything
neat and tidy,
would that get me into Heaven?
"
Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile.
Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
children,
and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?
"
I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!"

I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,



"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."


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