VIAGRA and the penis complex  

MRWANTSDSTYLE 42M
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3/3/2006 7:30 pm

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VIAGRA and the penis complex

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone had gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having a little fun, told the burnt out staff that purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past advertising slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. The rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The Top Ten Viagra Advertising Slogans:

10. Viagra. Whazzzzzzzuuup!

9. Viagra. The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra. Like a Rock!

7. Viagra. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

6. Viagra. Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra. Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

3. Viagra. Home of the Whopper!

2. Viagra. We bring good things to life!

And the #1 Viagra slogan:

1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.


sxibrwnazz 50F

3/5/2006 11:07 am

cute joke. You have a nice smile too.


MRWANTSDSTYLE 42M
44 posts
3/6/2006 7:50 am

    Quoting sxibrwnazz:
    cute joke. You have a nice smile too.
thank you, i appreciate all comments


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