LITTLE RED RIDING KINK  

MISS_KINK 39F
841 posts
2/26/2006 8:26 am

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LITTLE RED RIDING KINK

As I made my way up the steep hiking trail in search for this lost motivation of mine, I spotted her underneath a tree sleeping, just as I thought I would.
It was a distance before I could get to where this huge tree was, quietly and trying my hardest not to wake her I made my way towards her.
It was then that I noticed I was being followed, I could hear whatever it was that was following me move ever so stealthily through the over grown brush.
I would stop and it would stop and soon as I got moving it moved.
Oh please do not be worried for me sexy one for I think it was only a little critter making big noise.
But at the moment my imagination and extra dose of endorphins shooting through my brain got the best of me and my imagination.
I stopped for a minute to decide whether or not I was going to finish my hike, I actually continued for about a quarter of a mile when for some strange reason images of Little Red Riding Hood came to my head.
Needless to say that I cut the hike short, very short.
I am a little disappointed in my self for being spooked so easily, I mean I had my two Chihuahua dog's with me LOL... but made a promise to be a little braver when out in the forest.
I mean I will never know maybe it was you trailing behind keeping a watchful eye on me.
Kink


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

2/26/2006 9:13 am

Be careful! Ya should go on a different trail maybe next time, or take somebody with you.

Cowboy


MISS_KINK 39F

2/26/2006 2:58 pm

Cowboy,
Good morning. Ah, thank you for the safe advice I really appreciate that. I know that it was probably nothing, or perhaps I should be thanking my lucky stars that I am indeed here typing this out to you and not in the belly of a mountain lion or worst.
P.S.
Cowboy, don't instill fright in me darling, you see I plan to conquer some of my fears this year.


ArgosPlumyKooky 46F
3902 posts
2/26/2006 8:11 pm

oh dear none of this. i too can be spooked pretty easily, you likely made the right choice by turning around. is there a safer time to go back and retrieve your motivation? oh honey, i think you need it, but i don't want you to get in harms way finding it. what a pickle this is. pout snatch


MISS_KINK 39F

2/27/2006 12:36 am

Oh My Snatchie Pooh,
I promise not to put my self in a dangerous predicament, or try not to but after all I live in Los Angeles.
Not to make the City sound dangerous, but it is a very populated and busy place.
I shall get operation INSPIRATION KINK going with nothing but the strongest most courageous soldiers I can recruit.
P.S.
You are an expert pouter, just like me


MISS_KINK 39F

2/27/2006 12:39 am

Mr AkA,
LoL, that was too much. I am sure that the little critter making all that noise in the brush would have a ferocious ego if it had any idea of all this attention it is getting.


mrorgasm4you04 58M

2/27/2006 5:00 am

Dearest KINK
Deep in the forest, under some leaves, in a little safe burrow below a big tree, the sound of a little miniture keyboard can be heard typing away.
A little Chipmunk is logged into ARF...(thats Adult RODENT Finder).
The little guy is posting his latest new BLOG, " Huge monsters invade trail". As he types his entry describing his frightning encounter with scary Creatures that afternoon, his little body is shaking and he's nervous just thinking about it.
The following is an excerpt from his post, "As I continued down the trail looking for nuts to store away... A huge creature approached from the side and positioned itself between me and the safety of my favorite
hiding hole. I wasnt alarmed by the huge main creature, it was a vision of true Beauty and a peaceful, loving soul. It was the two little ferocious creatures attached, that scared the C-Munk pellets out of me. Both of them looked like they wanted to grab me...and shake me silly. Every time I tried to get to the safety of my hole, they would stop. And I would do the freeze technique...hoping they would just go away. They finally continued far enough down the trail for me to make a safe get-away...it sucks being little, and at the bottom of some many creatures food chain."
As you can see MISS KINK, it is all a matter of perception.
You may have been a little spooked, but you are correct, it was probably just a little creature. And it was probably far more afraid of you ...then you of it.
Besides... what animal in its right mind would mess with you, when you had both of your Ninja Wonder dogs nearby?
Your a sweetie for taking your pups with you on a hike, just remember, its not safe for you to let the little ones roam free. But Im sure you already know that.
Hope your next hike is also an enjoyable one.
Bye for now
0-MAN


MISS_KINK 39F

2/27/2006 6:26 am

Mr O"
You are one of the best story tellers, I now know in my heart that it was only a little critter. Mr O' I NEED you to know how much joy your little story brought to my groggy eyes this morning.
I loved it, I loved it, I loved it.
You are such a great soul Mr O' you have proven that to me time and time again.
P.S.
I attempted to look up ARF (ADULTRODENTFINDER) on the net and came up with nothing, do you think they are connected through a different web connection than us


kelly_pamela 53T

2/27/2006 6:35 am

Oh no my gorgeous K
You must hurry up and finsh my warrior princess costume so i can protect you when you hike.
Love Kelly
xx


MISS_KINK 39F

2/27/2006 6:56 am

Gorgeous K,
there you are, I was begining to get a bit worried love.
I am almost done with your WARRIOR PRINCESS COSTUME, I have finally got the waist to be this unhuman size.
How did you ever get your waist that tiny? and a quick question, would you like wrist cuff's similar to the ones the lovely WONDER WOMAN uses?
I think you would look so hot in them.
Kink


kelly_pamela 53T

2/27/2006 11:51 am

Gorgeous K
sorry for time away from your blog.
I have been training in my bikini ready for my fight against mother nature or whatever little critter has been following you lol.
The cuffs would be a good idea as long as they are not lockable.
Kelly


gnr8nrg 47M

2/27/2006 12:20 pm

Hi MISS KINK Oh, what a big tongue you have Mr. Wolf. The better to lick/eat you with my dear. I've heard rustling in the bushes and I too wonder about mountain lions. I keep going, but I'm much more aware of my surroundings after that. From the picture I'd guess you know the first story of Little Red. Pepper spray is a good thing to carry just in case. If you want someone to hike with, just let me know.


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

2/27/2006 12:31 pm

Face them head on! Ohh and I learned this as a kid..not sure if it is true or not..
F-false E-evidence A-appearing R-real.

Cowboy


MyRealLoverOne 47M

2/27/2006 2:54 pm

I think you should just start working out with me!


KMA5 42M
771 posts
2/27/2006 3:24 pm

Maybe next time, you shouldn't feed the doggies. A ravenous chihuahua is a good protector
Congrats on finding her but I'm guessing mine wasn't with her. Maybe he is under one of these trees out back


rm_bigchoklatdk 46M

2/27/2006 4:40 pm

Ummmm....You might want to stay away from the "Jason" movies for a while my dear.
Holla.


mrorgasm4you04 58M

2/27/2006 6:04 pm

Your very right KINK
The little critters do have internet connection problems. I heard that they were cancelled from some of their acct's... when their first payments consisting of nuts and berries arrived at SBC.
But no worries, the lil guys will eventually get a permanent internet provider, maybe FOX Network, its been after them for years ...
0-Man


Sorceror07 55M

2/28/2006 1:34 am

might i suggest being armed... a stilletto works nicely and is easily concealed, not to mention when taken out makes an awesomely intimidation sound ... it'll make anyone think twice.

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


Leykisfan101 47M
38 posts
2/28/2006 7:32 am

Kinky.
I think you were right to be alarmed. Maybe it could have been a wolf. Big Bad Leykis Wolf. Stalking you like a predator to a prey, only not to harm you, but to seduce you. Slowly creeping up behind you, close enough to smell your sweet smell, but not close enough for you to see me.

Creeping behind every bush, ducking everytime I get the slightest hint that you are aware of my presence. Keeping you so on edge.
Still, in some sort of KINKY way, you appear to enjoy this little game as I notice you breathe heavier from the slight fear and excitement.

As you go further up the trail, I manage to get closer and closer to you. Close enough to where I can actually feel your heartbeat through the vibrations in the air.

Then out of nowhere, a tiny squirrel pops out on to the trail to set your mind at ease. And at that moment, I decide that it is time to stop the hunt, only to continue it again another time.


MISS_KINK 39F

2/28/2006 11:00 pm

mzhunyhole, hello darling.
I do love to watch horror movies and have a very vivid imagination needless to say it does not help. Thank you for stopping by in that sexy little outfit of yours.

Gorgeous K,
There you are. I was about to call a search party.
The cuffs are designed to lock only on the villan not on your gorgeous wrists my sexy one.

Mr G,
The mountain lion factor does keep me n my toes up there, though they are not spotted up at Griffith very often I have seem their big paw prints left behind in the fresh mud.
Just today they were having trouble with one in an Altadena neighborhood, I go hiking there too, have you ever been to Millard Canyon?
P.S.
Thank you so much for offering to hike with me, that is so sweet of you darling.

Cowboy,
you have been so creative lately, I like that.
It lets me know that you are in a good place mentally.

Mr Real,
I do not think I can do as many sit ups as you.

KMAS,
I spotted her but did not catch her, I was out of there before I could get close enough.
As for starving my Chihuhuas to induce a revenous demeanor, that is so funny yet mean.

Mr Big,
No kidding. But it is such a rush sometimes to feel fright.

Mr O"
I am willing to donate some rodent funds or whatever it may be they need to get ARF.COM going again.

Sorceror,
Hello again and thank you for stopping by.
Thank you for the suggestion, it sounds both vicious and sexy.

Ley,
Are you telling me that was you all along? you bad, bad man. Shame on you for scaring me, you should have popped out and said hi, I would have shared my penut butter and jelly sandwich with you

Wordsmith,
HuH? for some reason I am afraid to click on the link, it may self activate or worst connect me straight to that KAMASUTRA virus lol.


tillerbabe 57F

3/1/2006 12:11 am

Yes my dear.. I think it was the BIG BAD WOLF! (I'm sure he would have been very good to you!)


MISS_KINK 39F

3/1/2006 12:25 am

Cameo,
what a sweet suprise to see you amongst the sexy ones that frequent my Bloggy.
I know I have already mentioned this but, those legs are going to kill us darling.
P.S.
Are there any paramedics in the house? Cameo is going to induce some cardio attacks.


MISS_KINK 39F

3/1/2006 6:49 am

Devil,
Lol....that was so cute, but no! you are not out of shape.


Sorceror07 55M

3/1/2006 10:24 am

your welcome ...and it IS, on both accounts

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Sorceror,
Hello again and thank you for stopping by.
Thank you for the suggestion, it sounds both vicious and sexy.
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...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


gnr8nrg 47M

3/1/2006 9:54 pm

Millard Canyon Nope, never heard of it. The only place I've hiked is Griffith because I can walk there. I use to feed the duckies at Lake Balboa when I lived in Northridge. Now there are pelicans, seagulls, geese, and a couple of other strange looking birds. Someone told me of another canyon around Labrea so I may drive over there and check, but I miss mountainbiking. I'm not suppose to ride through Griffith and so far, I've been a good boy..but...


MISS_KINK 39F

3/2/2006 11:20 am

Sorceror,
You are so cool, I love it when men give women safety advice.

MR G,
you would love Millard Canyon, it is so private and peaceful.
You have not hiked Runyon Canyon?
P.S.
Thank you for being a good boy and resisting the temptation to mountain bike @ Griffith.


MrTickleStick4u 42M

3/4/2006 11:25 pm

Hey Miss K. I dont mean to alarm you but there are mountain lions in your neck of the country and having 2 chihuahuas with u......Please tell me u always carry pepper spray, and if that happens again stop walking, pick up your dogs and face the direction u think the noise is comming from and start yelling at whatever it is.. try to make yourself look large and intimidating, and whatever you do, dont start running, if its a cougar, it will take that as a sign of weakness and possibly attack. Again I dont mean to make u scared and i'm sure u probbaly already know this but I personally have had 2 nasty encounters with mountain lions and they are some evil motherfuckers. Just lookin out for u sweetie and I'm sure it was probably nothing, take care...


MISS_KINK 39F

3/5/2006 6:59 am

PROBABLY NOTHING!!!!!
After you have scared the morning Cheerios out of me.
Thank you for the advice and please be careful your self.
P.S.
What state do you live in?


MrTickleStick4u 42M

3/5/2006 9:42 pm

Oh my Miss K. LOL on your reply, I'm sorry I scared you but I just worry about ya a little bit because there are more cougar attacks in cali than any other state, and your 2 dogs (i luv chiuahuas and i'm sure i mispelled that)would be of more interest to a mountain lion than u. I live in Missouri but my 2 encounters with nasy ones were on hunting trips in Colorado. I think the world of ya Kink, just be safe and aware and remember my tips, luv ya, mr.tickle out.


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