The Foremost Manual to Understanind the Female  

MFlookin4FinNYC
18 posts
1/24/2006 8:37 pm

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1/3/2007 6:28 pm

The Foremost Manual to Understanind the Female

I would like to take this opportunity to help thousands and thousands of men out there that think women are complicated. Read the manual and see for yourself that we aren`t difficult AT ALL!!!! paper and pen on hands please.. lol ;=)

NO=YES

YES=NO

MAYBE=NO

Im sorry, but...= i will do it again!

You decide= but do what i say!

You are free to do whatever you want=dont even try to do it!

Do whatever you want= but there will be a payback.

No, no im not upset= of course I am....Stupid!

Are you sleeping? = dont sleep yet

You`re TOO sweet and nice tonight=im not in the mood to make love.

Am i fat (skinny)= tell me Im hot!

I want to change the curtains=and the rug.. and the painting...and the furniture.

Do you love me? =Im going to ask for something.

How much do you love me? = and its very expensive.

We need ...= I want.

We need to talk= i need to complain about something.

I think we dont communicate good enought= You need to agree with me.

Ok had to update this.... it is a joke... lol.


rm_Strife767 33M

1/26/2006 10:25 am

I personally just avoid anyone who pulls bullshit like that. Say what you mean and mean what you say, then maybe I'll care if you go or you stay. Words I live by.


greatnsexy69 48M

11/5/2006 10:39 pm

As strange as it may seem, I know a woman like this. I avoid her as much as possible, because I consider her to be childish. I know it's a joke, I've received variations of this in email before, but I think it's just to fuckin' funny that some women are actually like this and some guys let them get away with it.


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