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6/16/2006 10:13 pm

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6/18/2006 11:04 am


I know that is an odd way to title something but you men especially the married ones will probably get this.

Have you ever noticed that If your partner wants to do something that you don't really want to do she will tease you to the point that you hurry up to go so you can get home?

What happens then...Nothing usually

Have you ever noticed that your partner will put on a sexy night gown and sit next to you stretch out her arms and yawn, reach down between your legs and give a little squeeze and say ready for bed?

It has happened to me and more times than not it's snooze with me holding her wondering what the hell happened here.

Have you ever been out dancing and she grabs your ass in a sensual way

What happens when you get home....either your too drunk, she's too drunk or something actually happens

Has your partner ever given you that I want to get laid look and later find out she had a loose contact

Has your partner just come out and say fuck me here and now while she is sleeping and when you try to make a move it's a hand hold and roll over on the other side....Wish I could find that guy in her dreams and shoot him because I know it isn't me.

I say we are sheep, not because of what our partners say or do but because of what the hard brain tells us to do. The brain upstairs can usually tell the difference from past experience but the hard brain has a short term amnesia problem. It can't remember from the past, it just lives for the moment and is going to get something even if it is Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters. Yea, were sheep. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FOR NOW.


rm_b2dnar 63M

6/17/2006 10:38 am

To quote a (somewhat) favorite son: "I feel your pain!"

Loose contact! That's one I hadn't even thought of! I always wondered why the result didn't match up with the initiation!

As always, Bored, Thanks for a unique perspective on life (and us old fart's inability to get consistently laid!)

B2 out

MARRIEDBORED59 replies on 6/17/2006 11:09 am:
Glad you enjoyed it. Did get the carpet in 15' X 15' and only one hump. Which one more than I usually get. Not bad 5 hours from rip out to laid out. Wonder if the bride will notice when she gets home from her conference.


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