YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY...LOLOL!!!  

LustyTaurus 49M
12038 posts
8/9/2006 12:37 am

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YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR FAMILY...LOLOL!!!

Well, I'm back from the family reunion.

It was three and a bit glorious days with about 300 of my closest relatives...the rest couldn't make it for whatever resaon or there would have been closer to 450.

Lets see...where to start...most disappointing was my special cousin 'Anne' wasn't there. I spoke with her Mom and I guess 'Anne' is about to give birth any day...she let me know she knew what happened last time 'Anne' and I were at a reunion together too...HAHAHA...and we thought we were so clever!!!

I feel bad for her, all kidding about having sex with cousins aside...her sperm donor fucked off on her...again...what a fuck-up that guy is, and I hope he's gone for good this time...she is very sweet and special, and a kind and strong woman who's had a bad time. I'm going to be calling her so any advice I can pass along to her from you ladies and gents would be most appreciated.


On a lighter note...me and my 68 year old cousin got to the semi-finals of the horse-shoe tournament...we got knocked out by my Great Aunt and her 15 year old nephew...LMAO!!
I knew I should have practiced before I went!!


I guess I'm not a very good Redneck because the only sex I got was from my very own "Perky Tits"...but she was good about it. She flirted with me by starting off with "Hey Cuz...you in the mood for some lovin..."...hahaha!!! (she knows about the last reunion before I met her)

All in all it was a great reunion...I got to meet a lot of new additions to the family by marriage as well as a whole new crop of young-uns!! There was plenty of food and drink and games and dancing...I really do love my family...all 450 of em.

There is a special bond because we all honor the traditions started by the original two...their first of 12 kids born 100 years ago this year. Only two of the original twelve of my great Aunts and Uncles are left...and it sure is great to be able to get even more history of our family.


OK...so after that quick update, it'll be back to regularly sceduled blogging, and I've got a lot of catching up to do with all of you too.

Any news from blogland to share?

Any family reunion memories...good or bad??

I'd love to hear em'!!

.LUSTYTAURUS

FYI...all the sex I had was on my parent's bed cause we stayed there...and they weren't home...and we left LOTS of wet spots for em!!


SingleWarrior 53M

8/9/2006 1:00 am

Who knows... maybe even more family members know of your "adventures". Perhaps YOU started a new tradition


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:33 pm:
...I guess anythings possible!!

catkit13 67F

8/9/2006 1:24 am

at my last family reunion (looooooooong ago), someone had the great idea for everyone to bring a baby picture and a recent picture. the pictures were separated, and those who played the game had to match the babies with the grown-ups they became - great fun, except for my pictures . . . believe it or not, my baby pictures and my current pics look exactly alike, i guess i've finally "grown into" my face!
it was fun, tho sad because so many family members are no longer with us . . . but a great time was had by all.
the family "club" was started by my great-great grandmother, and still meets in chicago once a month; i've joined the meetings whenever i'm back in chicago, and i hear great stories about my dad, the oldest generation still refers to him as "sonny" - very cool family, very cool meetings
and next year, the family club will celebrate its 85th anniversary!
thanks for bringing back some great memories
cat


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:33 pm:
you're welcomecat...thanks for sharing.

moonlightphoenix 46F
6508 posts
8/9/2006 1:24 am

Payback's a bitch.



(no news to report here..relatively quite. No fake deaths or anything.)


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:34 pm:


Usually when I take a few days away from here is when all the really good stuff happens!!

rm_aWench4U 62M/62F
741 posts
8/9/2006 2:04 am

The last family reunion I went to, I went to by myself--long, wierd story there. On the one hand, it wasn't as much fun without my kids there; but on the other, it was a whole lot more fun because my ex wasn't there, either! Oh, I won the "List the names the off-spring of our generation, their ages, their spouse and their kids if applicable" contest. Our gathering wasn't near as large as yours, but there were only two sisters in the prior generation. Still, if everyone would have been able to make it, there would have close to 60 people! We were a prolific group!

Remember the past but do not dwell there.
Face the future where all our hopes stand.


~Angela


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:36 pm:
our family is a little outta controll and it isn't just in volume either...

alphuctup 41M

8/9/2006 2:06 am

450!!! Tell me you don't send 'em all Christmas cards!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:37 pm:
no...I don't send em all Christmas cards...but it might be fun. I can just imagine some 3rd or 4th I've never actually met going WTF??..who is this guy and why did he send me a card??...

sassy1296 52F

8/9/2006 3:36 am

Been quiet and uneventful here.

Our family reunion would be more like a reunion for the Hatfields and McCoys.

Glad you had fun.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:38 pm:
Ours wasn't like that in no-one was fighting..but we can all be a little crazy...

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
8/9/2006 3:46 am

I am glad to see you kept it in your pants this time

Come on by, I think I wrote 100 posts since you have been gone and something kinky got into me over the weekend.

Meow Meow,

Purry {=}

Purry


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 7:39 pm:
hahaha...thanks purry...

TXBITCH2006 50F

8/9/2006 3:53 am

Glad you had a great time, but happy you are back!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 8:50 pm:
thanks Bi...

catseyes23 62F

8/9/2006 3:55 am

FYI...all the sex I had was on my parent's bed cause we stayed there...and they weren't home...and we left LOTS of wet spots for em!!
Ooh - you naughty, naughty boy!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 8:54 pm:
...I couldn't resist...

BaronessK 53F

8/9/2006 4:26 am

Regarding advice to give to her...none. Advice from me to you {for/about her}...make sure she knows you care and that you will be supportive of whatever she chooses/needs to do about the situation {and her life in general}. Sometimes we don't want someone else to try to 'solve' a problem...we just want to know there is a shoulder to lean {or cry on} about it all.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 8:55 pm:
This is true...thanks Baroness

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
8/9/2006 6:29 am

Welcome Home lusty! HUGS


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 8:55 pm:
awww...thanks Dark...

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
8/9/2006 7:25 am

Glad you had a good time. You need pointers on horseshoes ,hummmmmm!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:03 pm:
My arm wouldn't do what my brain told it too!!

silverbreeze2 66F

8/9/2006 7:35 am

Wow! Such a huge family! Sounds very interesting though!
Most of my family have died out, never been to a family reunion. I have cousins I haven't seen since I was a child, and probably will never see them. ( everyone is scattered around, not living close).
Glad to hear all of you were able to meet.
Welcome Back!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:03 pm:
I'm starting to realize its a special thing we do and I'm thankful.

MoutnainGirl 39F

8/9/2006 7:51 am

That's awesome. I have a small family. It consists of 1 aunt, her husband, thier 2 kids, 2 other cousins, my sister, my mom and her boyfriend. needless to say its not a big reunion. Glad you had a good time..

Moutnain Girl

Visit my blog: MoutnainGirl


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:04 pm:
thanks..and small is good too..

BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/9/2006 8:22 am

Same ole same ole here. Kicking ass and taking names. LOL . . . Welcome back!

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:05 pm:
...thanks BaB...

DIVISION77 41M
8337 posts
8/9/2006 10:39 am

two thangs, lil' Taurus.

two thangs.

1.) There are no rednecks in Canada.

2.) You've missed the return of the infamous "MangomamiCT".



DIV

"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:16 pm:
You ever been to Canada Div?...particularly Saskatchewan or Alberta?...

And do tell about Mango...

curiousinlorain7 60F

8/9/2006 11:47 am

wb lusty...missed your wit... glad you had fun


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:16 pm:
thanks Lorain...

MWWwantmore 52F

8/9/2006 2:19 pm

I will be seeing my dads side of the family next month, some I havent seen in 15 years! My grandmother turns 90!

Welcome back and glad you had fun!



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:17 pm:
that's cool M...and thanks...

CognitiveVoodoo 46F

8/9/2006 4:47 pm

You're right... you can't pick your family. But it sounds like you have a pretty good one. Lots to chose from. Mine are all crazy. If we crammed into one room (I'm sure it could be done), and let a shrink loose in there, he'd go even more crazy than my family. They're Cajun. Shhhh... don't tell anyone.

btw, where are you from? where do you live now? where was your reunion held? (yes, I'm new, and yes, I'm nosey)


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 9:19 pm:
I'm in Saskatchewan and lived here my whole life...the reunion was held in a small town here.

I think a cajun reunion would be fun!!

MamChelle 49F
1443 posts
8/9/2006 5:01 pm

Glad You had fun. This girl remembers a family reunion when i was younger where my cousin Kerry and i shared a few kisses and then i gave him up to cousin Peggy...couldn't do the deed...i wasn't into younger men even way back then....LMAO


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:09 pm:
..hopefully peggy had fun.

moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
8/9/2006 5:18 pm

So you wet your parents bed??? Bad boy...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:09 pm:
technically I spose you're right moonfire...

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
8/9/2006 7:51 pm

All those people and you didn't get laid? Damn LT, you need to come South and get a few pointers. Had to be some two legged female you could out run. Tripping IS legal you know. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:15 pm:
I'll accept that invite...and hopefully it happens before the next reunion!!

FunFlirty4u 47F

8/9/2006 8:00 pm

I never had sex at my family reunion but some of my cousins were looking pretty good.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:15 pm:
hahaha..I KNOW what you mean..

swngcplncosco 40M/35F

8/9/2006 9:13 pm

{Wife here} Wet spots in the parents bed are great! LOL, gotta love it! No relative sex stories to share but once I did have sex at a family reunion of an old boyfriend... Hehe, we were broken up but he didn't want to tell his family yet. So I went. Met his hot cousin and we snuck away. Does that make me a redneck or just opportunistic?


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:16 pm:
that's a great story!!...

sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
8/9/2006 10:06 pm

300 people????? That's a lot of weiners (grilled)
At this point I think I would settle for a good lookin second cousin twice removed!

Glad ya'll had a blast! hehehe


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:17 pm:
...thanks Sweet...

ButteryDelight 59F

8/9/2006 11:38 pm

I'm glad you had a good time. I went to my first family reunion for my husbands side when my daughter was 4 months old. One of hubby's cousins took a special liking to Sarah and would hardly let anyone hold her. That was fine with me until I caught him giving my baby a chicken leg bone to gnaw on!

I about had a fit, thinking possible bone splinters and not to mention that I was breast feeding and my daughter hadn't had solid foods yet.

Still she did look funny with that chicken leg bone poking out of her mouth.

Buttery Delight


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:18 pm:
no harm, no foul......literally!!

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
8/10/2006 12:40 am

your family sounds like mine.. either side, moms or dads... both number in the many hundreds now. i sometimes wonder what it would be like to have a tiny family..lol

a rumour was going 'round moms clan recently that my remaining kidney was in jeopardy.. i had a dozen offers in a day.. (my kidney is just fine btw)

you can pick your nose, but not your family...

love em and hate em.. but i will keep em!!!

Virtue Alone Ennobles


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:19 pm:
I feel the same way krissy...I think I'll start a rumor for the next one!!

expatbrit49 64M

8/10/2006 8:23 am

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LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:20 pm:
thanks ExPat...no problem here buddy!

rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
8/10/2006 9:06 am

It's a pretty neat thing to have such a history behind you and all those traditions. Knowing that many people are available to you in a time of need is very comforting. Lucky man.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:24 pm:
yep, I feel lucky...and most really are there for me...and I for them.

cactusass 57F

8/10/2006 11:33 am

oh families, such wonderful things. someday we shall evolve enough that we will just self-replicate like certain cells and we won't have to deal with sunday dinners and shopping at xmas will be a breeze! yup, in our group we are more like the mansons than the waltons.


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:32 pm:
hahaha...the mansons huh...thats too funny!!

digdug41 50M

8/10/2006 12:11 pm

FYI...all the sex I had was on my parent's bed cause we stayed there...and they weren't home...and we left LOTS of wet spots for em!!

your too funny glad you had a good time LT

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:33 pm:
me too Digs...thanks...

florallei 100F

8/10/2006 10:01 pm

Hi Lusty,

It really did sound like you had a wonderful time. I am surprised there was no drama! My family is so dysfunctional (mother's side) and there is always some screaming and crying and hysterics. They are such psychos, hehehe.
My father's side are so amazing. They are level headed, warm and loving. No dramas with them.
Your poor cousin Anne without a partner. Not that a bad partner is preferable. Her hands will be full. Just lend her your heart and ears.
hugs,
flo


LustyTaurus replies on 8/10/2006 10:08 pm:
well, its not like there is never drama...just not this time.

I'm going to be giving her a call on the weekend.

kyplowboy22 63M

8/11/2006 8:10 am

150 missing huh? Well, maybe if they behave this upcoming year, they can make parole by the next meet. lol Thanx for the visits to my blog lately. Later

kpb


cougarprey4play 42M

8/12/2006 10:08 am

Never have I been to a family reunion...I've heard some go good & others bad. Overall how did it go?


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