LustyTaurus 49M
12038 posts
8/5/2006 8:32 am

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I'm off to my family reunion and while I'm there I'll be doing my best redneck impression by trying to pick up a cute cousin or two...LOL!!

It isn't cheating as long as they're related right??

I'll be back late Sunday or Monday sometime, so be good, have fun and take good care of my blog till I get back and can catch up from the last couple posts.

So many cousins...so little time!!!


FYI...I love Redneck jokes so if you know one leave it here!

SingleWarrior 53M

8/5/2006 12:07 pm

4th cuz on down. Nuttin before that, ya soon-to-be blue neck

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
8/5/2006 12:14 pm

Have fun!!! I bet there are some elderly aunts there that would really be happy to pinch your cheeks.

sexymamma662003 32F

8/5/2006 12:22 pm

its not cheating if you are in a diffretn zip code LOL

i need your help lusty whos my babies daddy


SingleWarrior 53M

8/5/2006 12:34 pm

P.S. In case you're confoozled over the blue neck thing, it means a lack of oxygen while trying to solve world peace

silverbreeze2 66F

8/5/2006 1:01 pm

((( getting a mental image of you and a cousin inside that redneck jacuzzi! Don't forget to hold your breath if you go under water!! Wheeeee Doggies.....

You might be a redneck if your family tree shoots straight up!!

a123rat 50M
1113 posts
8/5/2006 1:12 pm

The difference between a Red-neck Zoo and any other Zoo is, that at the Red-neck Zoo, the animal descriptions include cooking times!
Have a ball!

twirly_girl 48F

8/5/2006 1:20 pm

Hope you have fun at the reunion. Your reunions are certainly more interesting than mine ever were.



8/5/2006 2:34 pm

You might be a redneck if.....

you think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.

you think the police can’t see you because your truck is painted camouflage.

your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”

TzarsAmuseChant 42M
2854 posts
8/5/2006 2:52 pm

Is it cheating? I can't really say for sure. I mean, I am from West Virginia, and it's all "relative" here....

ButteryDelight 59F

8/5/2006 3:13 pm

Advice to Rednecks: If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

Buttery Delight

2943 posts
8/5/2006 3:20 pm

Two rednecks were sitting daydreaming when a cow strolls by.

"Man" says the first Redneck, "If only that was a woman."

"Man" says the second "If only it was dark."

Have fun sweetie!!!


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
8/5/2006 4:51 pm

A red-neck family tree is just a circle. LOL!

Passion247000 47F
3195 posts
8/5/2006 4:56 pm

have fun, lusty.... I shall miss your presence...

now ya get back... I want to see that neck of yours {{{{{{{{{LOL}}}}}}}}}}

florallei 100F

8/5/2006 7:02 pm

Have fun and don't piss anyone off...
redneck jokes hummmmn...This is my brother, "Larry and Larry"...
poor attempt...not a jokester...

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
8/5/2006 7:27 pm

damn Family Runion!......around here a Family Runion last about 6 hours....chat and a free meal and GO home..........Hell your taking a vacation with the Family!........cya when you get back!........easy on the cousins.....NO KISSIN!

real36CgirlPA 39F

8/5/2006 7:37 pm

I love that picture, though I am more of a hick than a redneck. I was thinking the back of the pick-up would make a good beer cooler with a bunch of ice in it...

HandyMan15601 56M

8/5/2006 8:37 pm

Just remember some of the dating tips from the passion pitt....

Frugal Thrivalism. Preparedness. Self-Sufficiency.

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
8/5/2006 11:08 pm

Have fun though not too much!

You might be a redneck if your idea of loading the dishwasher is getting the old lady drunk.

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
8/5/2006 11:31 pm


I am guilty of a few of these can you guess which ones: Ya might be a redneck...
if ya weld in the garage with no shoes on.

if ya mow the yard and find a car.

if your old lady asks ya to take the transmission out of the bathtub before she gets in.

if the tires on your truck cost more than the truck.

docdirk 48M

8/5/2006 11:40 pm

Oh... you were kidding about the cousin thing???

Yeah, so was I... at the last 3 reunions! (Hope she doesn't find out!)

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...

economickrisis 56M

8/5/2006 11:46 pm

G'day and good luck mate

Ya might want to know about [post 456903]

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/5/2006 11:52 pm

Save one for me, the cute one

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

8/6/2006 1:27 am

Have fun at your family Reunion with your.........um cousin You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't fork.....old one.

Well here's a real life "here's your sign". I have laryngitis and I worked tonight.........after twenty or so people asking me if I was sick or if I'd lost my voice I finally had had it......so I said in a really hoarse voice "nope, I'm not sick.........I just got ahead of my voice, it got lost and it's taking a really long time to catch up......here's your sign"

MoutnainGirl 38F

8/6/2006 4:00 am

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. The husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

The couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.

Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . ", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

Have fun with your cousin(s).. pervert!!

Moutnain Girl

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8/6/2006 6:37 am

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

Rednecks don't let rednecks drive drunk....ALONE!

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
8/6/2006 7:00 am

Keep that thing in your pants this time around the cousins or I am gonna come over there, whip your ass with my cat of nine tails, and make you forget about em'

Purry {=}


Greekgirl4u06 40F

8/6/2006 11:13 am

have fun, eat some fried chicken and watermelon for me!

clitalicious67 50F

8/6/2006 11:15 am

LOL I was gonna say...I didn't realize you were from the south!!! (giggling)

curiousinlorain7 60F

8/6/2006 11:47 am

Why do WE have to be good, when clearly you are not going to be have fun...come back safe, one step or two ahead of the law!!!

2375 posts
8/6/2006 3:08 pm

You might be a redneck if you're cousin introduces you to his wife and his sister...and there's only one girl! Have fun Lusty, will Annie be there?

BadAssBlonde1 58F
4989 posts
8/6/2006 9:10 pm

Enjoy yourself and you must be kidding about your cousins. Everyone knows that the elders in the family would just die if that were to happen. Did it? LOL

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009

4biddenlove4us 50F

8/7/2006 3:55 am

~ smiles ~ have fun and get back safely, will miss you {=}

bustybettyboop 51F  
59326 posts
8/7/2006 5:19 am

lol....i like waerlookin4fun's comments..lol...have fun kissing your cousins..lmao

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DiscreetDelights 51F

8/7/2006 10:24 am

Well, at least it's a reunion and not a funeral. Don't ask.

willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
8/7/2006 10:55 am

Tell me if you've heard this one, cuz its true here!

You might be a redneck if.....
your John deer tractor has more accessories than your truck!

They come with a/c power windows & wipers now!

ShaneLiveLife 51M

8/7/2006 12:25 pm

Enjoy yourself and have a great time !

How many rednecks does it take to figure out how to change a light bulb ?

No idea except there are not enough of them yet ......

Live with passion !

Intensity4U 53M
7432 posts
8/7/2006 2:57 pm

Hey Lusty, I hope you scored with only the cute cousins. Otherwise... I dunno.

marathonman45202 54M
6640 posts
8/7/2006 11:38 pm

You know you're a redneck when you go to your family reunion looking for a date.

rm_FreeLove999 47F
16127 posts
8/8/2006 2:18 am

hey, sorry to run out on you while you're away, but i just really need a blogging break for a goodly while. it's been great getting to know you thru the blogs, and often having a good belly-laugh over here!! i wish you every happiness as you continue to navigate thru this territory of exploring your sexuality. your honesty and openness have been extremely refreshing. take care of yourself, and hope to see you when i get back!!

[blog freelove999]

champagnechaser 42F
1639 posts
8/8/2006 7:42 pm

It's only cheatin if its aired on the jerry springer show

funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
8/8/2006 11:01 pm

You are a very sick man Lusty, go to her room

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
8/9/2006 7:20 am

You know why alcohol was invented,so Lusty's cousin could get laid!!!!

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/10/2006 12:33 am

Thanks for the jokes and well wishes everyone...we had a blast and I can't wait till the next one...

wondertwins2006 44F/39F
138 posts
8/10/2006 11:41 am

I screw them up enough in person.... but I'll try it here

A Yankee taking a holiday down South walks into a redneck joint and orders a glass of Merlot. This attracts the attention of Bubba and the boys, who, after several dirty looks and mins of muttering, send Bubba over to investigate.

Bubba: You ain't from around here, are you, boy?

Yankee: No. I'm from Vermont.

Bubba: Well, whaddaya do for a livin?

Yankee: I'm a taxidermist.

Bubba: And what's a taxidermist do?

Yankee: I mount animals.

Bubba: It's ok, boys! He's one of us.

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