Things You WON'T See....In A Hallmark Card  

LustyTaurus 50M
12038 posts
2/28/2006 6:21 pm

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Things You WON'T See....In A Hallmark Card

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

Sorry!


Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"
;!;

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.


Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!, UNCLE DAD!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.


We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.


Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.


So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,
It's really good pay.
>>!

lustytaurus

P.S. I didn't take my meds today, so if I offended anybody with the above post, I'm NOT responsible and neither am I!!!


PassionKisses4Me 45F

2/28/2006 6:52 pm

Hehehe those are so funny baby...thanks

Becky

~Becky~


rm_purrfectpink 43F
67 posts
2/28/2006 7:30 pm

Those are too funny. You should seriously concider not taking your meds anymore


digdug41 50M

2/28/2006 7:30 pm

I had this same exact list a couple of years ahgo i would have posted it myself but I lost it Hey! you been diggin through my stuff?

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/28/2006 8:43 pm

It was my pleasure Becky...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/28/2006 8:44 pm

    Quoting Tala4u2:
    Offend away, at least you ain't moaning and whining like a lot of blogger's.

    Happy Wedding Anniversary,
    Darling Wife,
    Sorry I had Fed Ex deliver the flowers and the dinner you made is going cold,
    The new Secretary gives great head though,
    You are always in my heart.

LMAO...Good addition Tala...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/28/2006 8:46 pm

    Quoting rm_purrfectpink:
    Those are too funny. You should seriously concider not taking your meds anymore
Purrfect...LMAO...I am truely honored that you stopped by my place and had a good time.


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/28/2006 8:48 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    I had this same exact list a couple of years ahgo i would have posted it myself but I lost it Hey! you been diggin through my stuff?
digdug...no way man, but maybe your sister left it at my place one time.


norprin5 56M

3/1/2006 3:45 pm



that's great stuff!!

hey digs, listen, call me when you're gonna come up here & kick LT's ass for him, ok? i'll get the video!

King Nor XVIII


norprin5 56M

3/1/2006 3:47 pm

oh and by the way, about your basement...you never know, maybe we can work something out. email me if ya can, because i can't

King Nor XVIII


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/2/2006 3:56 am

Norprin...thanks!..oh and FYI, you can e-mail me...any standard member can


HBowt2 60F

3/2/2006 4:00 am

thanks for a great start to the day


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/2/2006 4:56 am

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    Very funny..I like the religion one...funny stuff.
Hey Huny...I laughed at that one, in particular, as well.


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/2/2006 5:29 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    thanks for a great start to the day
HB!

No problem, I like when you visit, and I am happy you enjoy it.


2ofus_morefun 50M/42F
9 posts
3/2/2006 12:15 pm

im buying blank cards and using some of them for some ppl i know....they r great...u made me laugh


saddletrampsk 55F

3/2/2006 7:34 pm

you always make me smile


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/4/2006 10:42 pm

Saddle...it's my goal in lfe to make you smile...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/4/2006 10:44 pm

Wordsmith...dido for poppin by and glad you enjoyed it!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
3/5/2006 3:40 pm

    Quoting 2ofus_morefun:
    im buying blank cards and using some of them for some ppl i know....they r great...u made me laugh
2ofus...lol...thanks for the visit hun, and glad you liked!


rm_daretwo2 54M/50F

3/27/2006 10:38 pm

Thanks for the laugh


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