Sex Lesson....In Newfoundland  

LustyTaurus 50M
12038 posts
2/19/2006 5:18 am

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Sex Lesson....In Newfoundland

Newfie Sex Lesson

There's this little Newfie family, Maw, Paw, Junior, and Sally.

One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut's sex?"

Paw sits back, thinks about it, and replies, "Well, Junior, I
reckon yore 'bout ol'nuff to find out. Maw, take off all yer
clothes, jump up on the bed, and spread'n' em legs."

After Maw is undressed and lying on the bed, Paw looks at Junior
and says, "You see that there hole on Maw? Well, jist watch ol'
Paw." Paw jumps on top of Maw and starts doing her every which

About this time, Sally walks in, walks over to Junior and
whispers, "Jun...Junior, wh-whut's that?"

Junior, being a man of the world now, looks back at Sally and
grins, "That's whatcha call 'sex'. You see that there hole on
Paw? Jist watch ol' Junior..."

This one is kinda cute ....

A Woman's Problem

Mrs. Jones went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her
complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He
instructed her to get undressed and lie down on the examining
table. She did so.... The doctor put on rubber gloves and began
to massage her "private parts."

After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"

"Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear."

I love jokes and should you have the time and inclination, I'd love it if you all put one of your own as a comment.

I'd like to have a post:

"Blogland Greatest Jokes"

kyplowboy22 63M

2/19/2006 11:41 am

lmao. Good ones. rof lmao. Later


oldman1776 80M
3164 posts
2/19/2006 12:00 pm

LMOAO. Great jokes.

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/19/2006 12:28 pm

KP & Oldman...that could be a great name for a band or a broadway play!! "KP & The Oldman" LMAO...thanks for your visit and glad you enjoyed it!

LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
2/19/2006 5:13 pm

LMAO...You done good Huny!


rm_ambu252 45M
8 posts
2/21/2006 3:40 pm

Ok if this has anything to do with my ex wife and you guys that week making me crazy Give up the names email me at AdultFriendFinder Come on I think P M shea is one stil reading it come on let it all out tell me the whole story be a man.

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