LustyTaurus 49M
12038 posts
5/17/2006 6:24 am

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I HATE doesn't matter if you slice it, or dice it, or cube it or or shave it.

I hate it in drinks and pastries and salads, it ruins chocolate and CAN BE USED AS A WEAPON IN ITS NATURAL FORM!!!...IT IS IN FACT THE MOST VILE, AND DISGUSTING FOOD THAT EXISTS ON THE PLANET!!!!

Is it a fruit???...or a vegetable???...Can expatbrit49expatbrit49 use it as a sex toy???

I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers...but you better be pretty hot stuff if you bring any coconut...LMAO!!



meerkittykat 43F

5/17/2006 6:36 am

uh oh...

You do know that any sexual encounter with newlove1977 and I usually invovles pina coladas. This could create a problem. Might need to take applications for a new studservant


LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:07 pm:
nah...I'll get hooked on Screech..

rm_gerson42 53M
2419 posts
5/17/2006 6:54 am

Have you tried it with Thai food? You know, coconuts are a diuretic.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:08 pm:
I don't care if they are a friggin laxative or an aphrodesiac...they're dizzzz-gusting...LOL

rm_yukonpaul 52M
1120 posts
5/17/2006 7:25 am

I agree with you 100%!

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:10 pm:
right on...a comrade...:B

frassy_sass 55F

5/17/2006 7:54 am

I hear ya babe!...I hate that fucking stuff!

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:11 pm:
and another with good taste...

teddybare426 59M
487 posts
5/17/2006 8:52 am

A friend once said coconut reminded him of nail clipings

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:11 pm:
hahaha...never thought of that, but the shaved ones do for

PassionKisses4Me 45F

5/17/2006 9:08 am

I don't care for coconuts either...and I bet the king of perv could find some way to use it in sex play LMAO

I promise no coconut in my cream pie when you come to dinner



LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:12 pm:
thanks Becky...what are we havin?? I'll see if the King of Pervs comes up with anything...

southrnpeach333 51F

5/17/2006 10:28 am

I so agree with you on this one. I can't even eat food that have too much coconut oil cooked in them ike some brands of chocolate chip cookies.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:14 pm:
I know family actually tries to sneek coconut in stuff once in a while to prove i "don't really" hate coconut as much as I say...I catch it EVERY time in every form...LOLOL

HeartlessBitch69 47F

5/17/2006 10:32 am

scrubbing off the coconut flavored lip balm,and coconut scented perfume,throwing out my coconut scented shampoo and conditioner,putting down the coconut cream pie I was eating,throwing out the fresh coconut in the fridge,and sayin bye bye to my Parrots Bay Rum Now, wanna do me?

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:15 pm:
You're so good to me Heartless...

Christabel168 45F

5/17/2006 11:01 am

<-Coconut Lover...

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:16 pm:
I guess that's allowed....

rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
5/17/2006 11:16 am

Same here...well kinda....I dont like to eat coconut, But I do love the Smell of it.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:16 pm:
I prefer the smell of old burning tires and raw sewage to coconut...LMAO

rm_pagan380 66M
4405 posts
5/17/2006 1:09 pm

FYI: More people are killed by falling coconuts then are killed by sharks every year.
Truly, deadly

Come play naked in the sunshine and dance naked under the stars.


LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:17 pm:
YES YES ...yet another reason to BAN the COCONUT!!!

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/17/2006 1:22 pm

i love bounty chocolate with cocnut but in no other shape or foem uck

I'm a

i'm here to stay

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:17 pm:
I actually tried one bite of that bar once...and kacked right

pet_humility 49F

5/17/2006 1:49 pm

I'm sure expatbrit49 could find something to do with it. But I don't know he's pretty head strong on veggies.. lol

I love Coconut! Mmmm almond mars..

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:18 pm: is coconut a fruit or a vegetable?

absolutelynormal 57F
6563 posts
5/17/2006 1:59 pm

I LOVE coconut! Unfortunately, it doesn't love me back. Upsets my tummy

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:18 pm:
you are better off for it...LOLOL

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
5/17/2006 1:59 pm

It's funny Lusty.....I've met a few people who disliked coconut! And they really hated it....just like you. Now, I like it in some forms...and I make a wonderful carrot cake that has some coconut in it....but you'd never really know it...unless you're a coconut hater!

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:20 pm:
lol...people have tried to sneak coconut in stuff like that just to try and prove a point and I taste it every time...

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
5/17/2006 2:03 pm

I like coconut sometimes. But it's OK, I don't wanna fuck ya any way. You think coconut itself is bad, try coconut water. Mexicans drink it. Tastes like goat piss. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:21 pm:
note to self...never drink goat tastes like coconut water...

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
5/17/2006 2:22 pm

I guess Since I don't want too, not now not never fuck you. I'll keep eating my coconut and drinking my rum

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:23 pm:
I love Dark Rum cru...HATE COCONUT...and I would kick you outta bed for eating crackers...:B

norprin5 56M

5/17/2006 2:49 pm

*note to self: fedex one (1) case of coconuts to LT*

King Nor XVIII

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:23 pm:
note to Norprin...YOU SICK DEMENTED SOUL!!!!

expatbrit49 63M

5/17/2006 3:20 pm

rofl... Hmmm I think your right it would make the worse sex toy

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:25 pm:
SEE...coconuts are PURE EVIL...

mycin62 55F

5/17/2006 4:57 pm

I got some coconuts you can play with


LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:25 pm:
...sorry, but those are mellons mycin...LOLOL

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
5/17/2006 5:02 pm

Lusty{=} I'm out in the cold then I love coconut...sometimes I feel like a 'nut'...sometimes I don't Happy Day to you too


LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:27 pm:
Well..I'll have to visit you during lent, when you give up coconut for 40 days...

rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
5/17/2006 6:02 pm

put the lime in the coconut and you drink it right down

Oh Doctor!!!

Oh Doctor!!
I personally love coconuts in just about any form...
coconut oil..
the real stuff is truly amazing what it does to your hair and skin!

Have a great coconutty night Lusty


LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:28 pm:
...I have NOT ASKED a girl to dance because she smelled like cocnut...LOL..isn't that pathetic??...

digdug41 50M

5/17/2006 7:01 pm

Yeah its been a hump of a day

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:28 pm:
Hey Dig...I saw your did real good...:B

kelly402005 53F

5/17/2006 7:14 pm

Man, my son hates it too!
~~~ I understand.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:29 pm:

oldude1946 72M

5/17/2006 8:27 pm

I really needed to hump today

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:29 pm:
well, let the humping begin...where is that bigfoot bitch??

themisskrissy 57F
2302 posts
5/17/2006 9:24 pm

krissy loves coconut....... but i won't bring it to bed... i eat mango and grapes in bed... pineapple too......

Virtue Alone Ennobles

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:30 pm:
mango, grape and pineapple are A-OK krissy...

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
5/17/2006 9:57 pm

Raw coconut isn't too bad, and coconut cream is essential in a Thai curry. Personally I hate apricots, the good for nothing mongrel things.

Hump Day - sounds so much more promising than it actually is.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:31 pm: apricot hater who likes coconut...)


5/18/2006 12:12 am

Love coconut ..just can never crack open the suckers

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you choose what you comprehend.
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LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:33 pm:

multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
5/18/2006 7:04 am

I'm with you Lusty.

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:34 pm:
and another fine stallion with good taste...:B

saddletrampsk 55F

5/18/2006 7:49 am

I like coconut..

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:34 pm:
well..I guess we can still be friends...

libgemOH 57M/53F

5/18/2006 5:52 pm

I suppose offering you a Mounds bar would be totally out of the queation then..... -B

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 9:35 pm:
you could offer...lolol...

clitalicious67 50F

5/18/2006 9:53 pm

And here I thought brussels sprouts were the most vile food ever!!!!!! (Giggling)

LustyTaurus replies on 5/18/2006 10:58 pm:
I love brussel sprouts...

clitalicious67 50F

5/19/2006 1:58 pm

LustyTaurus replies on 5/19/2006 12:58 am:
I love brussel sprouts...

NOW that is just WRONG!!!! I am sending some coconutty goodness you way...mister!!!

clitalicious67 50F

5/19/2006 1:59 pm

LustyTaurus replies on 5/19/2006 12:58 am:
I love brussel sprouts...

NOW that is just WRONG!!!! I am sending some coconutty goodness your way...mister!!!

LustyTaurus replies on 5/20/2006 7:58 am:
Tell you what...when we get together, you bring coconut and I'll bring brussels sprouts...and we'll torture each other nekkid...LOLOL

FunFlirty4u 47F

5/20/2006 8:05 am

I guess I better hide my coconut body butter

LustyTaurus replies on 5/20/2006 12:04 pm:
maybe just for the night...LOL

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/24/2006 8:15 am

I'm going to bust open a coconut - pour its sweet milk all over your body sexy body - shave the inside and sprinkle that over your body and lick and suck it off and enjoy a lovely sweet meal of coconut and you - slowly and delivering you many orgasms. Do you like coconut now???


LustyTaurus replies on 5/26/2006 6:43 pm:
I guess I could just have a nose clamp handy......your intentions are good I'm sure...LOL

ThaRealLiv 44M

6/4/2006 5:14 am

I kick tha crackers outta bed. Coconuts too. They can go make someone else rich for all I care.

LustyTaurus replies on 6/4/2006 10:14 am:

PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
6/7/2006 6:15 pm

Well, guess I'm not making you baked red snapper with coconut rice and roast plantains...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

LustyTaurus replies on 6/7/2006 10:26 pm:
lolol...maybe just put the coconut rice on the side?...

Mermaidslut 51F

7/5/2006 4:32 pm

Thom Kha Gai...mmmmmmm

LustyTaurus replies on 7/13/2006 11:43 pm:
I'll take your word for it...

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