OUCH!!....Du-Oh....  

LustyTaurus 50M
12038 posts
7/14/2006 12:07 am

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OUCH!!....Du-Oh....

So a couple days ago, I was porkin the ol' lady...(I mean I was making sweet love to my honey...)when something fell off the head board and cracked me in the head...it was some type of girly ornament.

Anyway, it set off some kind of cosmic chain reaction I'm sure, because in the 48 or so hours since, I have:


-spilled coffee in the car driving to work...

-stubbed my toe not once, but twice, on the same pair of roller blades sitting in the same spot...

-locked myself out of the car...

-driven the forklift into a partially open door...

-started a small fire by accident...(at work, and managed to put it out)

-hit myself in the nuts while trying to pull-start a weed whacker...

-almost ripped a fingernail off trying to start the same weed wacker...

And last but not least, I poked myself in the eye trying to put on my safety glasses.

Are any of you this accident prone??

Has this been a strange week for any of you??

All's well that ends well...right???...LMAO!!

Here's me signing off this post, and trying to stay outta the hospital!!


.LUSTYTAURUS


mycin62 56F

7/14/2006 1:04 am

LOL It's all good as long as you stay out of MY ER!!!


curiousinlorain7 60F

7/14/2006 2:36 am

First of all, I'm amazingly clumsy so, welcome to my life, sit down becareful... Secondly I would take all that as a sign to stay in bed. I know that is where you think it all started but, if you had stayed in bed with aforementioned lady...none of the rest would have happened!


TabithaElectra 39F

7/14/2006 3:18 am

You mean that is not a normal day for you?!!


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
7/14/2006 3:49 am

An amazing bit of brain damage for a "girly ornament".

I was using a scrub bar (a big weed wacker, I think. Not too sure what a weed wacker is) yesterday when a stone flicked up and hit me on the end of the old fulla. It's definitely been a dangerous (and somewhat painful) week.


EroticaXTC 51F

7/14/2006 3:51 am

Slow down!!!!
LOL


TXBITCH2006 51F

7/14/2006 4:00 am

I wouldn't run with scissors right now if I were you

As far as being clumsy, usually not, but I've had a moment or two.


moonfire2u 71F
2602 posts
7/14/2006 4:36 am

hahahaha!!! Wow you had a week...glad you survived it...are you normal that accident prone?...

kind thoughts,
Moonfire


GossipJunkie 42F

7/14/2006 4:36 am

Maybe you should stay away from the weed wacker for the rest of the week.

GossipJunkie
"Dance like nobody's watching"


sexyariesgirl 59F

7/14/2006 5:05 am

Yep...it's been a cwazy week! Watch out for the weekend! lol

Power To FOK


rm_AnOddGirl 58F
3469 posts
7/14/2006 5:16 am

I am a Bona Fide Klutz!! Card carrying, oops....

Sounds like you 'hardrive' needs to be reset, have the ol' lady give ya a good smack up against the back of your head, this should help....

LMAO - no really I'm serious...


JuicyBBW1001 56F

7/14/2006 5:39 am

I have my moments too. Are you sure your not a blonde?

Juicy


cookiequeen1000 54F

7/14/2006 5:43 am

I feel your pain. I'm always bumping into something and finding the bruises later...still have one from a month ago and can only presume how I got it, don't remember for sure.


rm_FreeLove999 48F
16127 posts
7/14/2006 5:52 am

i've been dropping things all day today. these ickiest was the egg i dropped on the kitchen floor. i hate cleaning up raw egg



[blog freelove999]


willing2tryit42 41M
1141 posts
7/14/2006 6:12 am

... thats about the time I say fuck it!...... and go have a beer!!


PurplePeach72 45F  
9199 posts
7/14/2006 6:24 am

Be careful, Lusty! Sounds like there are dangerous curves ahead for you...hehe Get back in the bed with the lady and redo it the right way, then try again.
{=}LeeAnn
PS
Yes I'm no Grace Kelly either but my week wasn't too clutsy.


Kisses,
LA


silverbreeze2 67F

7/14/2006 6:57 am

Googa Mooga....you better go back to bed and stay there! ( but, sleep in a different bed, where things don't fall and crack your head!


MWWwantmore 52F

7/14/2006 7:15 am

Well being on crutches 3 times in the last year should answer your question about me being accident prone! Although it all stemmed from the same injury a year ago!

Maybe you are just walking around in post-orgasmic bliss



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


digdug41 50M

7/14/2006 7:19 am

one third of the three stooge huh LT

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/14/2006 7:21 am

Thats what happens when you think of lovemaking as "porkin the 'ol lady"!!!! lol Actually Lusty......I think you should go back and do the deed all over again! Couldn't hurt, could it?


RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
7/14/2006 7:50 am

Damn, I hope it'sw not contagious! Next thing you know your wife will be pregnant! Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


baby_fat_femme 34F
214 posts
7/14/2006 7:58 am

I'm not much better. I'm the kind of girl that can trip on my own legs when I'm walking. Cheers to being accident prone!


norprin5 56M

7/14/2006 8:22 am

porkin' the old lady, huh?

just don't show her [post 425651]

King Nor XVIII


canyaz 50F
17104 posts
7/14/2006 9:07 am

When stuff like that happens to me, I do two things.
1) Blame it on the full moon or Mercury being in retro-grade. Or some such stuff like that.
2) I try to figure out who I cosmically pissed off and go make amends, quickly.
There is something to be said for what goes around, comes around.
one question.... Did your wife have an orgasm during that session?
If not, that may be where you need to start.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


fortunaswm 63M/53F

7/14/2006 10:48 am

Wondering if the ornament has gotten a bad - perhaps your allergic to pork -


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
7/14/2006 11:48 am

Pffft, thats a typical day for me (except I have no nuts to hit, or they would be smooshed, believe me)


a123rat 50M
1113 posts
7/14/2006 11:53 am

lmao
LT, read the side of the bottle, man. It says "Do not operate machinery"


rm_shannee2006 53F
3355 posts
7/14/2006 12:56 pm

I don't take astrology very seriously most of the time...but it's a statistically proven fact that police forces require more staff on the new and full moons and so do hospitals....and it's not all that documented...but when mercury goes retrograde, people start to have trouble with accidents, money and mechanical equipement.

Don't know why that is...but it seems to hold true. And guess what? Mercury is retrograde. Won't help your dilemma one fuckin bit, but it will give ya something to blame it besides yourself and if that's all I ever get out of it, it certainly makes me feel a hell of a lot better.

Yup...this juiciness is from me....

S


sassy1296 52F

7/14/2006 12:59 pm

We failed a corp audit. We, as in all of us, can't find the paper work that could save our hineys.... I know I gave it to the higher ups before I went away. Oh well.... guess no raise in the next pay cheque , so other than paper work disappearing nope been a good week.

But hey, if you hurt your sexy hiney can I come and ummm rub it better for you????


frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
7/14/2006 1:30 pm

Oh yes.. I had a blonde Monday..anything taht could go wrong, did, i dropped just abouyt anything I picked up.. including the new cordless jig saw.. bent the foot to a 90*....oh, and fell off the ladder.. T

T




frbnkslady 49F
6183 posts
7/14/2006 1:31 pm

OHHHH, and 1 boss came down and chewed the left ass check off, the 2 nd boss, they are brothers, I gave him the right cheeck..... they don't communicate.. so you tend to get bitched for the same thing twice.. fookers.. T

T




expatbrit49 64M

7/14/2006 2:02 pm

rofl... have a good weekend

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


OboesHonedIambs 63F

7/14/2006 3:17 pm

Wheee! That is a run of the klutzies! Nice work, good job and all that. What's your next magic trick, eh?

And, no, I'm seldom accident prone.

Instant Human -- Just Add Coffee


glidecc 43M  
1215 posts
7/14/2006 4:05 pm

I had a week like that one time. It was three days after my birthday and I couldn't figure out why I still had a headsplitting hangover. That's when my friend told me I'd fallen down in his driveway and knocked myself out.


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/14/2006 5:03 pm

hope yu have a better weekend


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rm_sloman44 61M
701 posts
7/14/2006 6:06 pm

Now I'm not so sure this is a good idea but here gos anyway:

[blog sloman44]

Lusty you are invited!

justaseeker has requested your presence at The First Annual Bloggers Orgy. Click above to accept.


SingleWarrior 53M

7/14/2006 7:55 pm

Now I know where my bad luck went


CastsAetasPoets 53F

7/14/2006 9:06 pm

Oh, poor baby!! Did you get an owie? I'll kiss it and make it all better!!


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
7/14/2006 9:40 pm

LOL...you poor thing! Wrap yourself in bubble wrap for the rest of the weekend...you'll be fine by Monday or so!

I am kind of clumsy too...not usually all at once like you but I have had my moments...
Fell out of the bass boat onto the bank(yes there was alcohol involved)
Same weekend was exiting the RV and fell out of the door down the little metal steps!(more alcohol)
Crashed into a chain-link fence while 4 wheeling around the backyard
Dropped a steak knife point down into top of my foot.
While my friend stood at my screen door waiting for me to let her in, I stubbed my baby toe on the coffee table, went down, and had to crawl to the front door to let her in(while she watched and laughed)
Some stupid shit at work too...falling...foot stuck!!lol...you get the picture!
I'm like a female Charlie Brown!

xoxo
sweetSinn


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


meerkittykat 43F

7/14/2006 11:49 pm

Not a strange week, but a LONG-ASS week.....

After reading this, I am SO happy I live downtown and don't have a yard. But I am staying indoors this weekend (self-imposed) to avoid excessive heat and do homework. I'm sure there's enough in my storage closet to wreak a little medical havoc.


rm_1sexyroo 57M/57F
333 posts
7/15/2006 1:06 am

Hubby doesn't call me Grace fer nothing! But...I don't think even I've had a week that bad! Me thinks you should have gone back to bed and started over again


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/15/2006 5:22 am

Never make the God of girlie ornaments mad!
You SHOULD have apologized.
Now you know!


AtomicArtist0 46M
6015 posts
7/15/2006 9:13 am

I have to admit that I am not accident prone. I have the graces of a cat and somehow seem to have invisible feelers all around me that detects blunt and pointy objects. I never topple anything over and never break things. But, I know that clumsyness, drama, or misfortune seems to follow certain people...some more than others. This was probably just an isolated week for you as I'm sure all that crap doesn't happen to you all the time. Good luck with it. Try not to injure yourself too badly.


fallinStrgazer 55F
388 posts
7/15/2006 2:17 pm

OMG!!! I have SOOOO had days like that!!! Those are the days when u wish u had never gotten out of bed, and from the sound of it, maybe thats where you should have stayed Stay safe lusty


FeistySyn 53F

7/15/2006 2:55 pm

I am the world's biggest klutz, even my kids tease me about it... I spent last weekend and the first few days of the week moving... I am a wreck now, covered in bruises, scratches, etc... and when I eat... I swear it doesn't matter how hard I try, I always end up dropping or spilling something

Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?
~~~~~


FunFlirty4u 47F

7/15/2006 4:54 pm

I'm pretty clumsy but that does sound like a lot of bad luck there. Hopefully you get back on track soon before you seriously hurt yourself.


pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
7/15/2006 5:41 pm

Sorry Sweetie, but yes I am that accident prone. Are you sure you didn't bump up against me in the grocery store?

I get attacked by spiders. Not home an hour and I fall and twist my ankle AND hit the other knee. Also breaking a toenail that ruined an awesome pedicure.pedicures

Anyways....welcome to my world!!!!


JaniSux 46F

7/15/2006 11:30 pm

I love the irony of hitting yourself in the eye with the safety goggles.. teehee

Awwwhhh Lusty things will get better..

Janie


SacredStarDance

7/15/2006 11:40 pm

heres a bandaid baby

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


bbw4u06 52F

7/16/2006 7:16 am

LOL my husband used to have books and things on his headboard, but after a week of me and him getting together realized not a good idea. First thing was I got a head full of novels...damn near killed me, then next time he knocked my earrings onto the bed and brought his hand down on the posts driving them into his hand! LOL he cleared off that headboard after that!
The guy in the next room used to wonder what we were up to, me screaming owwwwww or cracking up hysterically while my boyfriend was screaming owwwwwwww!


timberwolf6972 45M

7/16/2006 10:29 am

I feel for you dude! I'm not normally accident prone but there are days when all sorts of stupid shit seems to happen all at once. Anyhow I hope all that passes you soon without any major problems.


rm_babyboomer26 68M
898 posts
7/16/2006 12:19 pm

Next time fasten your seat belt and strap on the crash helmet before commencing to pork.


rm_turtleBurp 45F
1273 posts
7/16/2006 3:46 pm

Sounds like punishment to me... what ya been doin wrong eh???


pleasureyourclit 67M
836 posts
7/16/2006 4:00 pm

gees i guest it doesn't pay to get up in more ways than


Cowboy_Deluxe 39M

7/16/2006 5:42 pm

Ya know plow boy.. Careful of them nuts and pork the ole lady. Ohh that is what it is about man. Taking good care of them women.


marywannado 44F

7/16/2006 6:20 pm

Hey, my weekend sucked too,, I weed eated this big fuckin yard for 6hrs straight, burnt like a lobster, fell in cowshit, rammed the car door in my pelvic muscle,, it's been a great weekend...


Cercei 34F

7/16/2006 9:44 pm

One day in high school I had slipped down the front stairs (marble stairs...), slammed my hand in the principle's door, got my dress caught on a railing, and had my bathing suit fly off when I hit the water in PE. I also smacked my ankle on the diving board.

My eye glasses ended up getting busted during all of this. I walked into a poster thinking it was a door. Everyone thought that was hilarious.


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
7/17/2006 1:13 am

LOL! Poor sweetheart. I can be a klutz, but lately have managed to remain injury free.

Whisper...


fantasylover_05 63M

7/17/2006 7:44 am

Maybe you need another wack on the head to dispell all this back luck!! LOL LOL LOL

Sorry my friend for LAUGHING at your misfortunes! LOL

Ya gotta love safety equipment that causes HARM! LOL

Cheer up... things could get WORSE.. I guess LOL


multitasksextoy 60M  
3511 posts
7/17/2006 11:29 am

Sounds like a normal wk to me,I already told you for me bad stuff doesn't come in 3's it comes in a baker's dozen.Hope you survive to blog again!!!


rm_DarknStar 55F
2823 posts
7/17/2006 12:53 pm

Hell Yea! I have had those days.....When I thought I should have NEVER gotten out of bed!


Greekgirl4u06 40F

7/17/2006 1:17 pm

about the most accident prone i am is consistently, and i do mean consistently, smashing into things with my elbows and my toes, never damn fails! think i'd learn? hellll noooooo


rm_Shortdogg65 53M
672 posts
7/18/2006 9:09 pm

Some days you're the louisville slugger, alas, some days you're the ball. Shortdogg


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:22 pm

    Quoting mycin62:
    LOL It's all good as long as you stay out of MY ER!!!
...it's a deal!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:25 pm

    Quoting curiousinlorain7:
    First of all, I'm amazingly clumsy so, welcome to my life, sit down becareful... Secondly I would take all that as a sign to stay in bed. I know that is where you think it all started but, if you had stayed in bed with aforementioned lady...none of the rest would have happened!
that's very true...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:27 pm

Ummmm...maybe the part about sex with the Sweetie...the rest?...NO!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:30 pm

    Quoting chasingfun27:
    An amazing bit of brain damage for a "girly ornament".

    I was using a scrub bar (a big weed wacker, I think. Not too sure what a weed wacker is) yesterday when a stone flicked up and hit me on the end of the old fulla. It's definitely been a dangerous (and somewhat painful) week.
A weed wacker as we call it here is an electric or gas powered, hand held tool for cutting weeds, greass and shrubs from along buildings, fencelines, curbs etc...dangerous enough to use and evidently even more dangerous to start!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:33 pm

see...now that's good advice..


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:41 pm

    Quoting TXBITCH2006:
    I wouldn't run with scissors right now if I were you

    As far as being clumsy, usually not, but I've had a moment or two.
Right...no scissors!...and I am not usually so clutzty either. I think that ornament was a talisman or VooDoo doll...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:43 pm

    Quoting moonfire2u:
    hahahaha!!! Wow you had a week...glad you survived it...are you normal that accident prone?...

    kind thoughts,
    Moonfire
It's very funny now......no not a normal thing at all!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:44 pm

    Quoting GossipJunkie:
    Maybe you should stay away from the weed wacker for the rest of the week.
or the rest of my life!!...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:46 pm

    Quoting sexyariesgirl:
    Yep...it's been a cwazy week! Watch out for the weekend! lol
As it turns out the weekend was uneventful, thank goodness!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:47 pm

    Quoting rm_AnOddGirl:
    I am a Bona Fide Klutz!! Card carrying, oops....

    Sounds like you 'hardrive' needs to be reset, have the ol' lady give ya a good smack up against the back of your head, this should help....

    LMAO - no really I'm serious...


Next time it'll be her on top with a strap-on...WTF?..can't make things worse right...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:48 pm

    Quoting JuicyBBW1001:
    I have my moments too. Are you sure your not a blonde?
See now I wondered about that...but alas, I found no evidence to support that theory...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:50 pm

    Quoting cookiequeen1000:
    I feel your pain. I'm always bumping into something and finding the bruises later...still have one from a month ago and can only presume how I got it, don't remember for sure.
See now that phenom happens to me a lot too!!...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:51 pm

    Quoting rm_FreeLove999:
    i've been dropping things all day today. these ickiest was the egg i dropped on the kitchen floor. i hate cleaning up raw egg
raw eggs are horrible to clean up...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:52 pm

    Quoting willing2tryit42:
    ... thats about the time I say fuck it!...... and go have a beer!!
Oh yeah, I consumed my fair share of bruskis after the days were done!!...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:54 pm

    Quoting PurplePeach72:
    Be careful, Lusty! Sounds like there are dangerous curves ahead for you...hehe Get back in the bed with the lady and redo it the right way, then try again.
    {=}LeeAnn
    PS
    Yes I'm no Grace Kelly either but my week wasn't too clutsy.
Thank the Goddess that it appears to be a one time event since we've replayed the starting point a few times now...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:55 pm

    Quoting silverbreeze2:
    Googa Mooga....you better go back to bed and stay there! ( but, sleep in a different bed, where things don't fall and crack your head!
hahaha...that's some more sound advice!!!...I'm thinkin the couch...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:56 pm

    Quoting MWWwantmore:
    Well being on crutches 3 times in the last year should answer your question about me being accident prone! Although it all stemmed from the same injury a year ago!

    Maybe you are just walking around in post-orgasmic bliss
YES!!!..that's it!...brain drain from endorphines...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:58 pm

    Quoting digdug41:
    one third of the three stooge huh LT
Nope...all three reincarnated and invaded my body for the time being...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 9:59 pm

    Quoting angelofmercy5:
    Thats what happens when you think of lovemaking as "porkin the 'ol lady"!!!! lol Actually Lusty......I think you should go back and do the deed all over again! Couldn't hurt, could it?
see I knew this would be my faut some how......I did restate my original statement tho...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:00 pm

    Quoting RevJoseyWales:
    Damn, I hope it'sw not contagious! Next thing you know your wife will be pregnant! Joe
sheesh...don't even joke about that Joe..I love my kids but you know...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:01 pm

    Quoting baby_fat_femme:
    I'm not much better. I'm the kind of girl that can trip on my own legs when I'm walking. Cheers to being accident prone!
Do we need a group??...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:02 pm

    Quoting norprin5:
    porkin' the old lady, huh?

    just don't show her [post 425651]
Man, if this keeps up...I might have to trade her in...

DAMN...that's gotta bring me bad luck...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:05 pm

    Quoting magahee77:
    Are any of you this accident prone??

    Dude that is nothing. You just describe a typical day for me It's shocking i'm still alive

    Has this been a strange week for any of you??


    YOu didn't look at the haunted cursed picture i put in my blog this week have you?
Man, if this was everyday for me, I'd never go anywhere...well, I would...but I would encounter MANY delays...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:06 pm

    Quoting canyaz:
    When stuff like that happens to me, I do two things.
    1) Blame it on the full moon or Mercury being in retro-grade. Or some such stuff like that.
    2) I try to figure out who I cosmically pissed off and go make amends, quickly.
    There is something to be said for what goes around, comes around.
    one question.... Did your wife have an orgasm during that session?
    If not, that may be where you need to start.
What?..she has to orgasm too?...that could take like 10 or 12 minutes longer..I just don't have that kinda time!!...

Yeah, I know...I just fucked Karma for at least another week now...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:07 pm

I went, I saw, I commented...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:09 pm

    Quoting lioness860:
    every week is strange
    sure it wasn't a girlie ption bottle that whacked ya??
    hope your weekend goes much better and make love from the other end of the bed!!
    xx
    L
I'm not sure about anything!!..and it's the couch for us for a while now...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:14 pm

    Quoting fortunaswm:
    Wondering if the ornament has gotten a bad - perhaps your allergic to pork -
I COULD be allergic to pork...BUT NOT PORKIN'...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:17 pm

    Quoting rm_saintlianna:
    Pffft, thats a typical day for me (except I have no nuts to hit, or they would be smooshed, believe me)
that's funny!!......I mean that's terrible...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:17 pm

    Quoting a123rat:
    lmao
    LT, read the side of the bottle, man. It says "Do not operate machinery"
sure...now you tell me...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:19 pm

    Quoting rm_shannee2006:
    I don't take astrology very seriously most of the time...but it's a statistically proven fact that police forces require more staff on the new and full moons and so do hospitals....and it's not all that documented...but when mercury goes retrograde, people start to have trouble with accidents, money and mechanical equipement.

    Don't know why that is...but it seems to hold true. And guess what? Mercury is retrograde. Won't help your dilemma one fuckin bit, but it will give ya something to blame it besides yourself and if that's all I ever get out of it, it certainly makes me feel a hell of a lot better.
If I can blame this on something...I'm OK with that!!...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:20 pm

    Quoting sassy1296:
    We failed a corp audit. We, as in all of us, can't find the paper work that could save our hineys.... I know I gave it to the higher ups before I went away. Oh well.... guess no raise in the next pay cheque , so other than paper work disappearing nope been a good week.

    But hey, if you hurt your sexy hiney can I come and ummm rub it better for you????
As a matter of fact, my heiny is a little sore...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:22 pm

    Quoting frbnkslady:
    Oh yes.. I had a blonde Monday..anything taht could go wrong, did, i dropped just abouyt anything I picked up.. including the new cordless jig saw.. bent the foot to a 90*....oh, and fell off the ladder.. T
Let's see you do that three times in a row on purpose...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:23 pm

    Quoting frbnkslady:
    OHHHH, and 1 boss came down and chewed the left ass check off, the 2 nd boss, they are brothers, I gave him the right cheeck..... they don't communicate.. so you tend to get bitched for the same thing twice.. fookers.. T
see now, I REALLY hate that stuff...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:25 pm

Thanks ExPat...and as a matter of fact, I did have a great weekend!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:27 pm

    Quoting OboesHonedIambs:
    Wheee! That is a run of the klutzies! Nice work, good job and all that. What's your next magic trick, eh?

    And, no, I'm seldom accident prone.
I think going to try and break the world record for underwater nose hair plucking...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:28 pm

    Quoting glidecc:
    I had a week like that one time. It was three days after my birthday and I couldn't figure out why I still had a headsplitting hangover. That's when my friend told me I'd fallen down in his driveway and knocked myself out.
Dayum that woulda hurt!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:29 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    hope yu have a better weekend
As it turns out I did..so thankyou...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:31 pm

    Quoting rm_sloman44:
    Now I'm not so sure this is a good idea but here gos anyway:

    [blog sloman44]

    Lusty you are invited!

    justaseeker has requested your presence at The First Annual Bloggers Orgy. Click above to accept.
No worries here Sloman...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:32 pm

I'm done with it now..you want it back??..


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:33 pm

    Quoting CastsAetasPoets:
    Oh, poor baby!! Did you get an owie? I'll kiss it and make it all better!!
kisses are good..


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:37 pm

    Quoting sweetSinn2690:
    LOL...you poor thing! Wrap yourself in bubble wrap for the rest of the weekend...you'll be fine by Monday or so!

    I am kind of clumsy too...not usually all at once like you but I have had my moments...
    Fell out of the bass boat onto the bank(yes there was alcohol involved)
    Same weekend was exiting the RV and fell out of the door down the little metal steps!(more alcohol)
    Crashed into a chain-link fence while 4 wheeling around the backyard
    Dropped a steak knife point down into top of my foot.
    While my friend stood at my screen door waiting for me to let her in, I stubbed my baby toe on the coffee table, went down, and had to crawl to the front door to let her in(while she watched and laughed)
    Some stupid shit at work too...falling...foot stuck!!lol...you get the picture!
    I'm like a female Charlie Brown!

    xoxo
    sweetSinn
hahaha...Charlie Brown was my nickname growing up...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:39 pm

    Quoting meerkittykat:
    Not a strange week, but a LONG-ASS week.....

    After reading this, I am SO happy I live downtown and don't have a yard. But I am staying indoors this weekend (self-imposed) to avoid excessive heat and do homework. I'm sure there's enough in my storage closet to wreak a little medical havoc.
It was exceptionally hot here too...maybe that's it...nah, it was the cursed ornament...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:40 pm

    Quoting rm_1sexyroo:
    Hubby doesn't call me Grace fer nothing! But...I don't think even I've had a week that bad! Me thinks you should have gone back to bed and started over again
You're probably right...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:42 pm

Let's hope it stays that way for you MzHuny...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:53 pm

    Quoting goodatpoetry2:
    Never make the God of girlie ornaments mad!
    You SHOULD have apologized.
    Now you know!
If it happens again...both the Sweetie AND the ornament are getting a day at the Spa...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:54 pm

    Quoting AtomicArtist0:
    I have to admit that I am not accident prone. I have the graces of a cat and somehow seem to have invisible feelers all around me that detects blunt and pointy objects. I never topple anything over and never break things. But, I know that clumsyness, drama, or misfortune seems to follow certain people...some more than others. This was probably just an isolated week for you as I'm sure all that crap doesn't happen to you all the time. Good luck with it. Try not to injure yourself too badly.
Yes, this was a very isolated week for..thank the stars..


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:56 pm

    Quoting fallinStrgazer:
    OMG!!! I have SOOOO had days like that!!! Those are the days when u wish u had never gotten out of bed, and from the sound of it, maybe thats where you should have stayed Stay safe lusty
Thanks......I'l try that next time...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:57 pm

    Quoting FeistySyn:
    I am the world's biggest klutz, even my kids tease me about it... I spent last weekend and the first few days of the week moving... I am a wreck now, covered in bruises, scratches, etc... and when I eat... I swear it doesn't matter how hard I try, I always end up dropping or spilling something
hahaha..I avoid sloppy foods for that reason...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 10:59 pm

    Quoting kittenkisses24:
    nope, haven't had a bad week really, other than pinning my arm in between my desk and chair at work and having a nice bruise on my arm now. looks like someone grabbed me hard with their thumb or something.

    but yes, i am a huge klutz. i have even blogged about it before:
    [post 234272]
...That makes me feel a little more normal!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:00 pm

    Quoting FunFlirty4u:
    I'm pretty clumsy but that does sound like a lot of bad luck there. Hopefully you get back on track soon before you seriously hurt yourself.
things do seem to be back to normal now...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:01 pm

    Quoting pretty_blue_eyes:
    Sorry Sweetie, but yes I am that accident prone. Are you sure you didn't bump up against me in the grocery store?

    I get attacked by spiders. Not home an hour and I fall and twist my ankle AND hit the other knee. Also breaking a toenail that ruined an awesome pedicure.pedicures

    Anyways....welcome to my world!!!!
I couldn't do this all the time I don't think...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:04 pm

    Quoting JaniSux:
    I love the irony of hitting yourself in the eye with the safety goggles.. teehee

    Awwwhhh Lusty things will get better..

    Janie

yeah...after that, I packed it in and went for Beers!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:05 pm

amazingly enough, I never drew any blood!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:06 pm

    Quoting bbw4u06:
    LOL my husband used to have books and things on his headboard, but after a week of me and him getting together realized not a good idea. First thing was I got a head full of novels...damn near killed me, then next time he knocked my earrings onto the bed and brought his hand down on the posts driving them into his hand! LOL he cleared off that headboard after that!
    The guy in the next room used to wonder what we were up to, me screaming owwwwww or cracking up hysterically while my boyfriend was screaming owwwwwwww!
That's fuggin hilarious..


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:08 pm

    Quoting timberwolf6972:
    I feel for you dude! I'm not normally accident prone but there are days when all sorts of stupid shit seems to happen all at once. Anyhow I hope all that passes you soon without any major problems.
Yeah, we got through it...no permanent damage...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:09 pm

    Quoting rm_babyboomer26:
    Next time fasten your seat belt and strap on the crash helmet before commencing to pork.
No kidding...it'll be like a fantasy game.."Pork the onstruction worker"...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:11 pm

    Quoting rm_turtleBurp:
    Sounds like punishment to me... what ya been doin wrong eh???
kinda felt like it too, and I wish I knew...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:12 pm

    Quoting pleasureyourclit:
    gees i guest it doesn't pay to get up in more ways than
some days even when you win you lose!!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:13 pm

    Quoting Cowboy_Deluxe:
    Ya know plow boy.. Careful of them nuts and pork the ole lady. Ohh that is what it is about man. Taking good care of them women.
I try my hardest every day...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:16 pm

    Quoting marywannado:
    Hey, my weekend sucked too,, I weed eated this big fuckin yard for 6hrs straight, burnt like a lobster, fell in cowshit, rammed the car door in my pelvic muscle,, it's been a great weekend...
oh boy...I'm sorry to hear that...I definately couldn't handle everyday like this...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:17 pm

    Quoting Cercei:
    One day in high school I had slipped down the front stairs (marble stairs...), slammed my hand in the principle's door, got my dress caught on a railing, and had my bathing suit fly off when I hit the water in PE. I also smacked my ankle on the diving board.

    My eye glasses ended up getting busted during all of this. I walked into a poster thinking it was a door. Everyone thought that was hilarious.
OMG...in High School yet...that must have been fun...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:18 pm

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    LOL! Poor sweetheart. I can be a klutz, but lately have managed to remain injury free.

    Whisper...
that unfortunate series of events was annoying, but I did manage to avoid any serious injuries...


SingleWarrior 53M

7/18/2006 11:19 pm

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    I'm done with it now..you want it back??..
You... you ... you fence lover!!!

I *did* get it back. Today. You'll have to read my blog in a bit to see just how f'n bad it was. And I blame YOU, man!


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:20 pm

    Quoting fantasylover_05:
    Maybe you need another wack on the head to dispell all this back luck!! LOL LOL LOL

    Sorry my friend for LAUGHING at your misfortunes! LOL

    Ya gotta love safety equipment that causes HARM! LOL

    Cheer up... things could get WORSE.. I guess LOL
The purpose of sharing this was for others to find humor...and everything else you said was true...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:21 pm

    Quoting multitasksextoy:
    Sounds like a normal wk to me,I already told you for me bad stuff doesn't come in 3's it comes in a baker's dozen.Hope you survive to blog again!!!
I can be thankful this isn't everyday for me...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:23 pm

    Quoting rm_DarknStar:
    Hell Yea! I have had those days.....When I thought I should have NEVER gotten out of bed!
I feel like I never shoulda gotten into bed...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:25 pm

    Quoting Greekgirl4u06:
    about the most accident prone i am is consistently, and i do mean consistently, smashing into things with my elbows and my toes, never damn fails! think i'd learn? hellll noooooo
...those are body parts that seem to get in the way alright...


LustyTaurus 50M
21253 posts
7/18/2006 11:26 pm

    Quoting rm_Shortdogg65:
    Some days you're the louisville slugger, alas, some days you're the ball. Shortdogg
Hey Dogg.....that's a true statement alright...


ButteryDelight 60F

7/19/2006 10:31 am

I have walked across a smooth tile floor and ..tripped..On what I have no idea...lol.

BTW..thank you for your kind comments on my blog.

Buttery Delight


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
7/21/2006 7:48 am

I have broke the same little toe so many times it's twice as thick as all my others 'cept my big toe.

DustStormDiva


ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
7/22/2006 9:59 pm

Lusty...I'm sorry I really don't mean to laugh at your expense...but that is just to funny...hope your nads feel better

grinning...OhSo


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