LustyTaurus 49M
12038 posts
3/27/2006 10:55 am

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4/14/2006 6:21 pm



First, I’d like to welcome all of you to the first EVER game of DUMPTRUCK in this our special blogland. To begin, I’d like to reiterate that this is a mostly physical contest of pure sexual expression. We have a total of Fifteen beautiful and horny women ready to get into position and Ten hunky men waiting to unload.

There ain’t gonna be no hearts or flowers, no chocolates handed…what’s that saddletrampsksaddletrampsk ?

Yes, yes we’ll be getting started right away…just keep yer bra on. What’s that saddletrampsk ? You’re not wearing a bra. I see. Ok. Please be patient, just a little longer.

Where was I? Oh yes, the purpose is to seek the ultimate, raw, physical heights of lust and desire, while showing….HeyHEYmeerkittykatmeerkittykat
WHAT do you think you’re doing??? I’m NOT done explaining this game yet!!

You’re fitting TheBadAngel22thebadangel22 with a strap-on so she can do you up the ass later??? And you love doing women thebadangel22? I certainly have no problem with that…however…it’s kind of distracting to everyone else when they are anxious to get started.

Just look over there at mzhunyhole[blog mzhunyhole] she’s not fitting nobody with no strap-on so she can get done up the ass…before the game even starts no less!! Why are you laughing meerkittykat?

WTF??? [blog mzhunyhole] Get that thing out of your mouth…we haven’t started yet!! And Tala4u2tala4u2 I thought we talked about this. You PROMISED to be good and follow all the rules. GAWD!!

Ok…Ok…ultimate, raw, physical heights of lust and desire…while showing abilities that are desirable for love-making such as stamina, for those long weekends or speed for those noon hour quickies.

keithcancook is going to be observing, and is here in case there are injuries. You all read Safe Sex in Texas like I asked right?

We will also be measuring style. Music is allowed if you need it to get in the mood.
I’d like to first introduce the participants, starting over there is catseyes23catseyes23 sitting on cru1972[blog cru1972] and may I say that’s a lovely skirt you have on…[blog cru1972] can you sit still?? Hold it…HOLD IT!! Skirt…sitting…YOU’RE FUCKIN already aren’t ya??? Just couldn’t wait could ya??

Alright, Alright…I know everybody is getting anxious to show their stuff. There’s just a few more things we need to make clear. First of all, there is to be NO violence or physical intimidation of any kind. Passion is passion and lust is lust…but we need to be respectful of….

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE??? It sounds like a little girl screamin’….I’m sorry, what did you say keithcancook? Really….SHEESH…so you’re telling mesexyfitwoman[blog sexyfitwoman]and tillerbabetillerbabehave expatbrit49expatbrit49 and oldman1776oldman1776 pinned in the bathroom?? Already?? How are they gonna win any prizes?

Well, MyUnRealLoverOneMyUnRealLoverOne can you go see if you can get them outta there? Thanks man…HEY NO RUNNING!!!

On with the introductions…will digdug41digdug41 and saintlianna[blog saintlianna] and norprin5norprin5 please stand up?

Where are they? They’re on the list. What do you mean they bailed out!!! Got a better offer?!?! You’re telling me they went to shoot a music video…XXX rated. What music video?? LMFAO…Snoop Dogg is remaking “Ebony and Ivory”??? Well as long as norprin5 gets to take [blog saintlianna] from behind he’ll be happy. And I know [blog saintlianna] is dying to get digdug41 in her mouth. Damn, I was hoping they’d play…but all I really want is for folks to be happy.

expatbrit49 and oldman1776 you’re back!! Where’s tillerbabe , [blog sexyfitwoman] and MyUnRealLoverOne ???

What do you mean they’re still in there?? tillerbabe and [blog sexyfitwoman]threw you out and tackled him?? When you left tillerbabe was riding MyUnRealLoverOne like a brand new Harley, and [blog sexyfitwoman] was sitting on his face???...OMFG

Gosh keithcancook, I hope we can get this under control….





saddletrampsk 55F

3/27/2006 11:23 am

Hurry Lusty hurry..

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:34 pm:
you know me Saddle...nothing happens fast...LOL

HBowt2 60F

3/27/2006 2:04 pm

how come KKC gets to observe....I wanted to play with him.....

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:34 pm:
it's temporary HB...I assure you...

PassionKisses4Me 45F

3/27/2006 3:35 pm

Mmmm I am all wet and ready baby....lets play



LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:35 pm:
Becky...no doubt you horny thing...

catseyes23 62F

3/27/2006 4:17 pm

A pity that KCC is only observing, he is missing out on all the fun. But seeing that he is here to make sure that there are not any injuries I'm sure we are all in safe hands!


LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:36 pm:
Yeppers...he's packing two kinds of gauze along with some back braces and kneepads...LOL

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/27/2006 4:20 pm

Aw, these games won't go on forever HB, you sweet thing you. After you are finished here we can leave and play in a more intimate environment... Mmm, yummy...

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:37 pm:
Keith...I appreciate your help...but you must remain impartial...

FunandFrisky79 42M/38F

3/27/2006 5:43 pm

LMAO! Too funny! I love it so far! I just can't wait til I can get in on the action! Mmmmmmmmmm, I have my eye on you and Expat!!! YUM!!!


LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:39 pm:
I have big plans for you F&F

digdug41 50M

3/27/2006 6:02 pm


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:39 pm:
HAHAHA Dig....nope not insane...but definately borderline...LMAO

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/27/2006 8:08 pm

Nope couldn't wait

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:40 pm:
I cannot blame you one bit cru...cats is hot!!


3/27/2006 10:55 pm

I must be sittin back with you, cause I don't see me no wheres? LMAO!

meerkittykat 43F

3/27/2006 11:21 pm

LT...where I come from, Green means "Go" and screw the formalities. The anticipation of this ground'breaking' event is too much for me to wait patiently

BTW....♫ and ☞ then ✈....I left you the info you requested on The realization but watch out for the two-headed toys on your way in or you're likely to trip over them...


LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:42 pm:
I'll be careful meer...thanks for the warning!!

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
3/28/2006 4:32 pm

I wanna see Justin Timberlake and Ice Cube duet Ebony & Ivory. Then afterwards Cube can rob him and beat his punk ass.

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:43 pm:
LMAo...hopefully they get a video of that...

ohsodelicious 58F
1922 posts
3/28/2006 4:58 pm

LustyWas out of the 'loop' for a couple of days...What did I miss? Are the games still on...I'm ready to 'park' my ass


LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:44 pm:
no worries ohso...I'm busier than usual too...I won't forget about you...

rm_cru1972 45M
4407 posts
3/28/2006 8:39 pm

Thanks Lusty for some good ideas for my storiesThe adventure's of bazooka punk sniper kitty & The adventures of bazooka punk sniper kitty p2

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:44 pm:
I checked out all those cru...excellent stuff

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:44 pm:
I checked out all those cru...excellent stuff

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:44 pm:
I checked out all those cru...excellent stuff

tillerbabe 57F

3/28/2006 8:46 pm

I wnat some dick...

tillerbabe 57F

3/29/2006 12:53 am

WANT dammit...I want...

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:45 pm:
Oh we KNWO what you mean Tiller...LOL

norprin5 56M

3/29/2006 8:15 am

hey, i'm ready to go... dammit, saintlianna, bend over!

King Nor XVIII

LustyTaurus replies on 3/30/2006 8:45 pm:
HA...way to take controll of your life norprin!

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