the cop  

Lucky80550 47M
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4/8/2006 9:53 pm

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4/9/2006 12:47 pm

the cop


A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl stopped beside him on her shiny, new bike. "Nice bike," the cop said, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 dollar ticket for a safty violation saying, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it." The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. Then the little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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