Lucky80550 47M
589 posts
4/11/2006 10:18 am

Reno is trying to get some yardwork done one day as his ol'lady about to take a shower. Unable to find his rake, he yells up to his wife, "Hey! Where the damned rake?" Unable to hear him clearly, she shouts back, "What!?" Reno first points to his eye, then points to his knee, and finally makes a raking motion. His ol'lady still dosen't get it, so Reno repeats his gestures EYE KNEE THE RAKE. This time his ol'lady gets the message and signals back-first she points to her eye, next she points to her left boob, then she points to her ass, and finally to her crotch. Natch, there's no way in hell Reno can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he runs upstairs and asks, "What in the friggin' hell was that about?" Repeating the motions, she intones, " EYE LEFT TIT BEHIND THE BUSH!"

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