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LovelyLadyLumpzz 41F
319 posts
1/9/2006 5:45 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Also taken from the bbw group


Rough Sex

A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads
to
a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a
suck
leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug
after
you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract
the
clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you
dont
multiply!

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning
32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins
and it whitens your teeth

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
1/9/2006 6:14 pm

Please don't think I'm stupid...but what is the Italian hanger? I like the number of calories it burns.


LovelyLadyLumpzz 41F

1/9/2006 7:06 pm

A sexual position involving the man kneeling while holding the woman's thighs on either side of his hips, as she is on her back.


smackyman 47M
3849 posts
1/9/2006 10:42 pm

Now I know what I have to do to work off all of those extra calories from the holidays. Thanks Triple L - I see a future for you as a sexual workout queen...


lixlipz 41M
7 posts
1/10/2006 6:48 pm

Wanna be my workout buddy?


allsleeky 37F

1/10/2006 8:09 pm

Ooh LovelyLadyLumpzz Thanks for the tips. I'll try to remember them and burn off those colories.


LovelyLadyLumpzz 41F

1/11/2006 9:54 am

Ya, my new years resolution was to loose some weight, I did happen to start it in december though. But any little extra I can do will help. So anyone looking of calorie buring partner, I am in.


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