LoveKuffs 44M
9 posts
5/29/2005 3:25 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


For Years, two hunters have tried to bag a moose, but have never had any success. Finally, they come up with a foolproof plan. They get a very authentic female moose costume and learn the mating call. The plan involves hiding in the costume, luring a male moose, then blasting the living shit out of him. Setting themselves up on the edge of a clearing, the two don their costume and start moaning like a wild horny beast.

Before long, their call is answered as a moose comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. "Ok let's get him," the guy in the front of the costume says excitedly.

"Damn! the zipper is stuck," the man in the back says after pulling on it frantically. "What are we gonna do now?" "Well, I'm going to start eating grass," the man in front replies, "but you'd better brace yourself."

rm_d0ughb0y35 51M
16 posts
5/29/2005 4:36 pm


Lapkin4u 43F

6/7/2005 8:50 pm

LMAO.....yep sounds like one of my jokes.....Hence Voodoo dick. Love it!

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