Incompatible New Year Resolutions  

Lost_DC_Puppy 69M
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12/27/2005 4:31 pm

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Incompatible New Year Resolutions


1a) I resolve to put more money in savings.
1b) I resolve to spend more money on wine, women, and song (not necessarily in that order).

2a) I resolve to get abs of steel.
2b) I resolve to spend more time on wine, women, and song (not necessarily in that order).

3a) I resolve to get in touch with myself and achieve internal peace and harmony.
3b) I resolve to concentrate more on wine, women, and song (not necessarily in that order).

4a) I resolve to finally be published outside of academic journals.
4b) I resolve that I should get a life (not that I don't have one now).

OK, so by January 3rd, half of these resolutions will be broken. Want to guess which half?

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