SENIOR DRESS CODE  

Lookng4RealMan 66F
2355 posts
9/9/2006 6:49 pm
SENIOR DRESS CODE


SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us "baby boomer" (hovering near 50, those
over 50, or WAY over 50) are quite confused about how we should dress these days.We are
unsure about the kind of image we are projecting
and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what
you may have seen on the streets, the following
combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery
scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

And last but not least:

13. Thongs and Depends


hornee_2 66M  
2139 posts
9/10/2006 10:00 pm

I'm gonna have to put on my shirt and pants...buckle my belt up over my bellybutton...head on off to WalMart and get me a new wardrobe!

Hey good "Lookin"...posted mt first "blog" recently...if you get a chance to stop on in...post somethin so I know you been there...a lot of work for no visitors...Thanks...


Lookng4RealMan replies on 9/12/2006 8:18 pm:
AWWW. Don't put your shirt and pants on for me. You look just fine the way you are

Don't worry about your blog. I'll be stopping by on a more regular basis just like you already do for me, ok?

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