Dr. Shelley's fashion tips...  

LondonDerriere 38F
1281 posts
5/17/2006 12:02 pm

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11/13/2006 10:37 am

Dr. Shelley's fashion tips...


Did you know that cum is a particularly effective make up remover?

It is also, believe it or not, very good for the skin. It's true. I mean, when was the last time you saw a porn star with wrinkles (on her face, that is)?

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concupiscentKid 41M

5/17/2006 12:54 pm

So that's what that stuff is for.


cumonmyface1987 29F

5/18/2006 5:38 am

Tastes good also.


LondonDerriere 38F
157 posts
5/18/2006 10:22 am

Wood generally agree but a lot of times the taste is down to the health, hygiene and habits of the donor.


rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/19/2006 2:53 am

OK, hate to pimp my own blog here, but I posted what is actually in semen (pretty sure is close to the same for women, except for maybe the amount).

Quoted straight from a site I can't give proper credit to...

"And if you are counting calories, no worries... the caloric content of an average semen ejaculation is estimated to be approximately 15 calories. For the scientific researchers, here's the chemical contents: aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, , citric acid, creatine, eoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, zinc. Wow! That's better than a One-A-Day vitamin!!"

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


toothysmile 52M
16517 posts
5/19/2006 6:35 pm

So, may I be your personal supplier?


vengeur 42M  
837 posts
5/20/2006 7:21 am

I have personally seen how my cum loads made a girl's mascara run down her face. As LoyalCumpany pointed out, semen contains several types of acid, which are naturally effective solvents. I reckon that some of these acids are also contained within some of those facial cleansing products that you girls typically keep buying so much.

As for semen taste, I've been told that mine tastes great. I attribute this to that fact that I don't smoke, seldom drink, and eat a healthy diet.

A knowledge of biochemistry can sometimes just be so sexy.


rm_limerickcpl 37M/36F
16 posts
5/21/2006 7:24 am

Yes its also the mystery ingredient in No.7 demakeup


lovinghands4 53M
65 posts
5/22/2006 7:41 pm

all I know is a lady cumm taste very good a make me very HARD I can never get enought


cumonmyface1987 29F

5/23/2006 9:42 am

I have eaten it out of condom and drank it from a shot glass, but it is best from the source. I don't have any wrinkles!!!!


TabithaElectra79 39F

5/23/2006 12:45 pm

Nods in agreement....


DubiousInnocence 34F

5/23/2006 2:39 pm

I'd noticed that myself on a few occasions


Green_Tea_Boy 51M
1064 posts
5/24/2006 6:18 pm

lmao... make up remover....??


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/25/2006 10:06 am

Now that's a great tip! I'll need to have sex every night so I can have a special skin treating make-up remover! LOL!

Whisper...


Priapeo 48M

5/31/2006 5:36 am

quote: It is also, believe it or not, very good for the skin. It's true. I mean, when was the last time you saw a porn star with wrinkles (on her face, that is)?

I am old and wanker enough to remember that female porn stars did not have wrinkles in the 1970's too, and that was a time when the result of male porn stars puffing and humping ended up quite far from the face of their female counterparts. So unless you are stating that, whatever way you take semen, it is good to smooth wrinkles, then I must shake my head in disbelief.

Can it be because pornstars usually retire before 30?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


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