in which LittleDevichka conquers over finals and ex-boyfriends  

LittleDevichka 31F
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12/20/2005 5:49 pm

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in which LittleDevichka conquers over finals and ex-boyfriends

Last night I had a very fufilling online conversation with my ex.
Vanya: you ready for the test?
Me: if by ready you mean studied, then yes
Me: and by yes I mean no
Vanya: by ready i was just really trying to find out how well you think you'll do.
Me: I'll miraculously scrape by, as usual
Vanya: I
Vanya: hate
Vanya: you
Me: why? you're magical good-at-everything-academic boy
Vanya: except fuckin' 3rd semester russian!
Me: oh, relax. you'll pass. and you don't have to worry about next semester.
Vanya: yeah
Vanya: i really want to take it too.
Vanya: no time though.
Vanya: DAMN
Me: poor Vanya
Vanya: you know, if for no other reason, then to make you feel uncomfortable.
Me: gosh. I'm touched.
Vanya: really?
Vanya: by whom?
Me: oh, you know. drunk people. the occasional consentual male.
Vanya: haha
Vanya: drunk people
Me: so I take it you're not ready for the test?
Vanya: if by ready you mean I don't feel the need to read the entire book over again, then no
Me: oh dear.
Me: well, happy reading
Vanya: no
Vanya: not happy
Me: oh well
Me: you'll do fine
Me: ...just not as well as me
Vanya: do you feel the hate that I am directing your way?
Me: well, I'm rather basking in some sort of energy coming from you, but I sensed it was more jealousy than actual hate
Vanya: well it was supposed to be pure hatred.
Me: oh. you might want to tune that a little.
Vanya: i'll work on that
Me: why pure hatred, though?
Vanya: hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate
Vanya: because I'm working my ass off and you'll get a better grade than me.
Vanya: and I hate that.
A little later...
Me: of course, there are still a few people offering to kick your ass for me, but I said no because I like you despite your arrogance and egotism
Vanya: thanks
Vanya: besides, with my immense jew-muscles I'd probably crush them.
Me: er...
Me: yes, of course
Vanya: that was me displaying that arrogance for you.
Me: right, right. your physical strength is totally what you're arrogant about.
Vanya: that and my huge cock. but I thought it would be a bit lewd to mention that I would break those who opposed me in half by weilding my mega-cock
Vanya: oh my god. that was way funnier to me than it could possibly be to you.
Me: hey, give my small hands some of the credit there
Vanya: give my huge cock most of the credit.
Me: I decline to give retortional comment because of past consequences of telling you what I'm really thinking.
Vanya: don't care at this point.
Me: cool.
Vanya: so say it.
Vanya: it'll be fun
Me: well, I don't think I should get specific.
Me: insert comment along the lines of "it's not the size but how you use it that matters" here
Vanya: ohhhhhh
Vanya: nice!
Vanya: that was awesome
Me: good to know
Me: and... you do get that that was a burn on your sexual aptitude, right?
Vanya: yes
Vanya: it was an awesome burn
As you can imagine, before the final today there was much gloating over him with my overall superiority at Russian.
Math, Meteorology, Russian, and Asian-American Lit paper = done.
Russian Studies = yet to be done.
I rock!

Valdrane78 39M

12/20/2005 6:15 pm

Um, ok.......COOL!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog

beewulf9 39M

12/21/2005 7:09 am

Grats on doing well in you Russian course, I wish you continued success at your studies.

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