Cross-Wise Sex  

Linds1957 60F
14777 posts
7/14/2006 7:22 am

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7/14/2006 10:34 pm

Cross-Wise Sex

Beautiful weather again today...

AT 1:30 am last night I was soundly sleeping...(for a change).. totally dreaming and having a wonderful sleep.. when...

I got up and had to play the "find the beeping cell phone game"...I was not awake, and I was trying to find a phone that only beeps when you're not near it. I finally found the power hungry little sucker, and got it plugged in to it's power cord. That's "fun" when you're not awake.
Then I realised it was hot in the house again, so I went to open a window and accidentally "hip checked" my plant on a stand. Over it went, but my "lightning quick reaction time" saved the day. I hooked it with one finger and so it didn't result in dirt all over the carpet...My ornaments are all over the floor.. I can get them later...

Have you ever noticed something about certain cell phones..Mine is kind of roundish, and the parts look like.. wait a second.. they look like...lips...!!
It looks like a clam.. or.. a pussy..Is it just me thinking this way??? And it needs attention at least every 3 days...

rm_blue061245 72M
331 posts
7/14/2006 7:51 am


Do not be surprised at how your cell phone looks. It is simply telling you that it wants to answer the call of nature.

LookandWink 64M

7/14/2006 2:37 pm

Hmmmm ... a pussy phone ... if you dial *69, will it squirt?

Linds1957 60F

7/14/2006 4:26 pm

show and tell.. the cell phone. the cell phone needs to be recharged at least every 3 days

Wish cell phones worked that way.. blue..

Look.. hasn't so

rm_JoeyD1214 61M
398 posts
7/14/2006 8:13 pm

Linds - never noticed that about a cell phone - but just in case you need it I have a great recharger for you! You don't even have to plug it in, it will do it for you and it charges up really quick!! Only problem is that it sometimes needs to be connected more than once every 3 days!

Linds1957 60F

7/14/2006 10:33 pm

Awesome.. Joey

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