Sure ways to find out if your neighbor is a Witch (like me, heehee)!  

Lilithpriestess 41F
401 posts
7/26/2006 11:28 am

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7/27/2006 1:42 pm

Sure ways to find out if your neighbor is a Witch (like me, heehee)!

Most of her clothes on the washing line are black.

When you pop next door for a chat, the kettle is always already on.

Footprints on the roof. And the trees in her flight-path have been pruned down. I swear it's true!

Has a pond full of frogs, and you haven't seen that bothersome salesman around for a while.

Doesn't kill spiders. Not even big hairy long-legged ones that suddenly appear from the waste-pipe while you're having a bath.

She's always smiling, darn her!

Has named her four cats Beelzebub, Kali, Diana, and Moonbeam...or her rats Devon and Cornwall.

Frequently gets raided by the drug squad, who confiscate large amounts of dried green leaves; they always return them with apologies after analysis.

You catch her washing a crystal ball along with the dishes.

She wears a lot of silver jewelry, even when doing the gardening. And bat earrings for goodness sake!

She has a tame robin that will eat from her hand in the garden. That can't be natural.

All the stray cats in the neighbourhood tend to congregate in her garden, but use yours as their litter.

You notice that the parish priest crosses himself whenever he walks past her house.

You ask to borrow a pack of cards for an impromptu bridge evening, and there are 78 in the pack.

You catch her hugging a tree.

Blessed Be & Flutter Free!

rm_mtnravyn 61M
890 posts
7/26/2006 5:44 pm

"We all come from the Goddess
And to Her we shall return
Like a drop of rain, going to the ocean"
"May the circle be open, but unbroken,
May the love of the Goddess be ever in your heart.
Merry Meet and Merry Part
And Merry Meet Again!"

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