Ladyblue85 59F
117 posts
3/13/2006 8:50 am

Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but
were in their Seventies when they got married. They had
to wait for Millard's mother to pass away first. Back in
those days there was no hanky panky before marriage
so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.

Needless to say Chester was pretty excited on their
wedding night, having waited so patiently all these years.
However, Mildred was very apprehensive as she had
developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester
that they could not do it.

Chester is now sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to
hurry up. He detects a little reluctance on her part. Thinking
that she is shy he sends her off to the bathroom to get undressed.

When she reappears in her silk satin nightie, he gets
her to sit next to him on the bed. Not knowing how to get
things started he pulls the first strap on her nightie. She blushes
just as red as her silk satin nightie. She is really concerned about
telling Chester about her heart condition
In the meantime Chester is looking at the first breast he has seen
since his own mother's. It is hanging there down to her belly button: gravity having taken it's course over some sixty years. He realizes her anxiety but figures she is going have to be helped a little more. Now he pulls the second strap and sees the second breast unroll downward before him.

Poor Mildred is now beside herself. She is going to have to tell Chester about her heart.With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she says, "Chester I have acute angina."

Chester says, "I sure hope so. Cuz you've got ugly tits."


3/18/2006 10:18 am

I'm still laughing. Where do you find these?

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