I COULDA HAD THIS JOB!!!  

Ladyblue802 59F
126 posts
6/16/2006 6:30 pm

Last Read:
10/30/2006 8:37 pm

I COULDA HAD THIS JOB!!!


The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,
there were 3 finalists --- 2 men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside this room, you will
find your wife
sitting in a chair. Kill her!"The man said "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right
man for this job. Take your wife and go home"
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes,
"I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."

Finally it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing and banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to
beat him to death with the chair."

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Moral: Never put a woman to the test!



LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
6/16/2006 7:58 pm

Especially an unhappy one......she was unhappy right??...


Ladyblue802 replies on 6/16/2006 8:34 pm:
well....... if you have to ask.....

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